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  1. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    i would never go bungee jumping.
    a broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    I don't need 160 characters to
    tell you to go f/ck yourself.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    It’s unbelievable how many problems
    go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    I wonder why the creators of toothpaste
    made it slide off your toothbrush and superglue to the sink?

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    me: can i go to the bathroom?
    teacher: what for?
    me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you f/cking think for?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    i don't see why the last day of the olympics
    shouldn't be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    just remember, if we get caught;
    you are deaf and i don't speak english.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Apple and Blackberry should team up
    and make a cell phone called the "Pie".

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I see people complain about
    not being able to sleep or do homework
    because of Facebook and I’m like
    "You don't even know procrastination
    until you get a Witty."

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    i stopped someone
    f r o m b u y i n g c r o c s y e s t e r d a y
    i feel like i saved a life

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    making your pets
    S P E N D T I M E W I T H Y O U
    by closing the door

  14. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Of course I still have feelings for him.
    Only this time it's of angry, hatred, & disgust.

  15. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Today, the girl I like kissed me♥
    LOL, JK. The girl I like hates me.
    So I cuddled with my cat instead. ~

  16. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    me watching the olympics when i was 8: Oh that's nice
    me watching the olympics when i was 12: Wow I hope we win
    me watching the olympics now: i'm going to f*ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

  17. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Let's all take a moment
    and be thankful there's a "history delete" button.
    mq

  18. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I saw some ducks
    practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
    :p

  19. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    On a scale from 1 to Adele,
    how tough was your breakup?

  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Wish me luck in the Olympics.
    Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.

:)

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