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MacKenzieSwims

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Member Since: 14 Apr 2012 12:01am

Last Seen: 5 Mar 2013 09:03pm

Birthday: August 30

Location: the suburbs of chicagoooo~

user id: 292090

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what is my LIFE
i'm really unoriginal and i'm not creative so i don't have a layout lol
all you need to know about me is that i love justin bieber and competitive swimming

my profile is irrelevant so um ya enjoy

MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 5:13pm UTC

me: what's a pirate's favorite letter?
person: R.
me: rrr you think it's the rrr but it's actually the ccc

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 11:23pm UTC

I've been sad lately. Why?
Honestly, I don't know.
format goes to wittycause

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 2:03am UTC

Tonight was the first day of Justin Bieber's Believe Tour.
Tonight was a very special night for a very special person.
Rest in Peace Avalanna.
Earth lost a fighter, but Heaven gained an angel.
You may be gone, but never forgotten.
You are forever Mrs. Bieber. ♥

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Today at school during my language class, this kid had to grab his backpack
His backpack was in the middle of the aisle between the desks, and instead of getting up and walking around to get it, he climbed over the desk.
His pants were somewhat low, so I saw his underwear.
There were smiling bananas on them.
He's popular too.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 12:28am UTC

just remember that internet explorer never gave up so neither should you

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 12:21am UTC

just a reminder that we all die in 3 months lol

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 12:49am UTC

idk man i still go on webkinz sometimes

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 12:46am UTC

i am a walking 404 error

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:55pm UTC

i'm so hip i'm almost a pelvis

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 4:47pm UTC

So today I was late for my science class, because my locker was jammed.
And when I finally got to my class, everyone saw me, and screamed "happy birthday!" including my teacher.
It's not even my birthday
true story.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 4:14am UTC

Plot twist: Maury is the father
nmq/tumblr

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:26am UTC

So my brother found my witty account.
and was going through my quotes and sending them to me.
So if you're reading this, Marcus,
Hi.
( M c F l y )

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Someone's status on Facebook was
"If I don't get more than 20 likes on a status, I delete it."
You have to be kidding me. You don't see me deleting a quote just because I didn't get 20 favs.
I hate this world.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:22am UTC

It's probably the first time
guys are seeing a movie about a teddy bear,
while girls are seeing a movie about strippers.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:43am UTC

Plot twist: you know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 8:45pm UTC

-huge crack of thunder-
-24 year old brother runs into my room-
Brother: THUNDER BUDDIES FOR LIFE, RIGHT?!
true story.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 4:37am UTC

Dear "Best Friend",
I don't even know who you are anymore.