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MM19

1. MM19
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2012 12:32pm UTC
   *Friends sitting in computer lab at school, one person braiding friend's hair, when all of a sudden....*
   Friend:"Oh! Ow! God! Oh! Ow! Stop it! Idon't know what you're doing but stop it!"
   Me:"o.O"
   Her:"Ooh! Shiver!"
   
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2. MM19
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   October 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
   "I like your face, do you like my song?"
   xD Gotta love Bridget Mendler
   ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
   
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3. MM19
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   October 1, 2012 5:49pm UTC
   ♚
   You think that
   YOU'RE the queen???
   I think not...
   
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4. MM19
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   October 1, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   *Me sitting in Physics* *Picks up calculator and starts typing* *Hands it to friend*
   Me: "Imma fishy"
   Her: "Imma tired fishy"
   Me: "I'm so keeping this on the screen for the next person to open up and be amazed!"
   Her: "You should"
   Teacher: "Now you're going to do this for homework now"
   Us: "What??? He was teaching?!?!"
   EPIC! :D
   
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5. MM19
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   September 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   Do you ever wonder if the little people on the flowers are looking up your nose??? I do...
   
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6. MM19
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   September 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Ummmm what?!?! I just saw a quote that said "I just got done masturbating to a picture of my mom from high school." Why would you tell me that??????? >.<
   
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7. MM19
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   September 24, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   Do you ever wonder if he is thinking about you???
   
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8. MM19
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   September 24, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   So, I'm scrolling through the "advice" part of Witty and see: GOD ISN'T REAL! GET OVER YOURSELF, THERE IS NO MAGIC MAN IN THE SKY!" I will find you "Lol drama" and then you will be praying to the "magic man in the sky" as I beat the HOLY crap out of you! >.>
   
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9. MM19
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   September 24, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   CAN'T YOU SEE ME AND YOU WALKING DOWN THE AISLE AT THE CHAPEL ABOUT TO BE MARRIED??? YEAH, ME NEITHER! :D
   
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10. MM19
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    September 24, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Just so that you know: I CAN'T STAND YOUR FACE!
    
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11. MM19
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    September 24, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    “I’m about to fall asleep! I need gummy bears!” xD
    
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12. MM19
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    September 24, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Me: *walking through the hallways at school talking to friend, when all of a sudden I see a black guy*
    "I don't usually date black guys, but DANG he's good looking!!!"
    Friend: Nice....
    
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13. MM19
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    September 21, 2012 10:34am UTC
    "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!"- Thousand Foot Krutch
    
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