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1. MLIA_quotes_only
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   August 6, 2009 12:24pm UTC
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   I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all.
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2. MLIA_quotes_only
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   August 6, 2009 12:21pm UTC
   Today
   my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking about marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared.
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   August 6, 2009 12:19pm UTC
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4. MLIA_quotes_only
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   August 6, 2009 12:16pm UTC
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   My mom bought a shirt that said "That's what she said" on it. I had to explain it to her. Now my dad says "That's what she said" all the time at all the right moments. My mom still doesn't get it.
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5. MLIA_quotes_only
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   August 5, 2009 11:27am UTC
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   I purposely made my dog jealous by eating a juicy burger in front him. When I was done with it, I gave him the wrapper and laughed at him when he realized there was nothing in it. A few hours later, I found out my whole family went to Cold Stone without me. I will never tease my dog ever again.
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   August 5, 2009 11:22am UTC
   Today
   Igot my summer school report card. I had straight C's and at the bottom it said I was average.
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7. MLIA_quotes_only
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   August 5, 2009 11:09am UTC
   Today
   I set my ringtone to play "We Used To Be Friends" whenever my ex-best friend calls. I feel like an evil genius, and now sort of wish she would call.
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   August 5, 2009 7:33am UTC
   Today, my dog wouldn't stop licking me, so I licked her back. She looked thoroughly confused. I feel like she learned her lesson.
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   August 5, 2009 7:27am UTC
   Today, I was writing with a broken pencil. I told my friend it was pointless. I was proud of myself for coming up with this clever pun.
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10. MLIA_quotes_only
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    August 5, 2009 7:24am UTC
    Today
    I went to Wendy's and asked the lady at the register if this was the best fast-food restaurant. She said yes. I said that that's impossible, because it's not just fast food, it's Wendy's. This was another personal victory for me.
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    August 5, 2009 7:20am UTC
    Today, as I was going to bed, I noticed my teddy bear was completely covered by the blanket. I moved it down a little so he could breathe.
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    August 5, 2009 7:18am UTC
    Today, a stranger said, "How's it going?" while passing by. I said, "Thanks." I felt stupid.
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    August 4, 2009 8:24pm UTC
    Today, I got a text while I was almost asleep. I pretended to ignore it, but I couldn't sleep until I had looked to see what it said.
    MLIA.
    This happens to me allll the time does it
    happen to anyone els ? lol
    
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    August 4, 2009 8:18pm UTC
    Today, I was sad about Michael Jackson's death. So I looked up all his songs and downloaded them illegally, but I didn't feel bad cause he doesn't need the money anymore.
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    August 4, 2009 8:17pm UTC
    Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall.
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    August 4, 2009 8:13pm UTC
    Today, I asked the lady at Burger King for 3 things of barbecue sauce. She said she could only give me 2. I did not have it my way.
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    August 4, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    Today, I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there.
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    August 4, 2009 8:06pm UTC
    Today I turned 11.11 I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts.
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    August 4, 2009 8:03pm UTC
    Today I pulled out my phone to check the time then put it back in my pocket. Then right away I forgot the time and had to pull it back out again.
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20. MLIA_quotes_only
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    August 4, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    Today, my phone started ringing. I let it ring for a little bit more so it wouldn't seem like I had no life.
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