Tom Hansen: Lies, we're liars think about it, why do people buy these things? It's not because they wanna say how they feel, people buy cards cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook.
You know what? I say to hell with it. Lets level with America at least let them speak for themselves right I mean look, look. What is this, what does this say? "Congratulations on your new baby." How bout "congratulations on your new baby, guess that's it for hanging out, nice knowing ya." How bout this one? With all the pretty hearts on the front, I think I know where this ones going. Yup "Happy Valentines Day sweetheart, I love you."
Isn't that sweet? Ain't love grand? This is exactly what I'm talking about. What does that even mean, love? Do you know? Do you? Anybody?
If somebody gave me this card Mr. Vance, I'd eat it.
It's these cards, and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache, everything.
We're responsible. I'M responsible. I think we do a bad thing here.
People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not ya know, some words that some stranger put in their mouth.
Words like love, that don't mean anything.
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