Witty Profiles

Lydser

1. Lydser
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   That one person who you can be yourself completely weird with...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
2. Lydser
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 10:50am UTC
   *logs on witty*
   Lizzie: Ooh lets look at the top quotes!
   Lydia: *scroliing!*
   Lizzie: Too long, too depressing, somethjng about "love" and something about not being forever alone...
   Lydia: *searches for top funny quotes*
   Both: too long, too depressing, something about "love" and something about not being forever alone...
   Lizzie: People of witty cannot categorise correctly.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
3. Lydser
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 1:00pm UTC
   *Just got home and walked through the door, on the phone to my best friend Lizzie*
   Mum "Oooh have you got a boyfriend, are you talking to him?"
   Me "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH DEAR I'M DYING RIGHT NOW!!! BWAHAHAHA no."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
4. Lydser
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 12:56pm UTC
   I should start writing down all the
   AWESOME comebacks I think of so I can
   be prepared to use them
   when it counts...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
5. Lydser
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   So I went sledging today...
   And was attacked with snowballs from a bunch of ten year old boys.
   This is why I don't go outside
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
6. Lydser
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2013 1:40pm UTC
   My Best Friend Lizzie: OMG! Someone said that you sound like an owl!!!
   Me: WHO!?!
   Lizzie: Bwahahahahaha!
   Me: ...One is not amused...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
7. Lydser
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 3:25pm UTC
   A Poem
   Roses are red,
   My name is dave,
   This poem makes no sense,
   Microwave.
   \(^__^)/
   Format credit to Hogwartian.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 39 points
8. Lydser
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 7:09am UTC
   What's with the little rave when you hold your cursor over the Witty logo?
   ME GUSTA!
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
9. Lydser
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2012 11:58am UTC
   I just want to kiss your
   face...
   ...with my fist...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
10. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Knowing what a "Chav" is distinguishes the American from the British.
    I guess it's a code word?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
11. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Well played mayans,
    You are officially
    the biggest trolls in
    history.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
12. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    THE.WORLD.WILL.NOT.END.TOMORROW.
    The chances of the world ending tomorrow is the same as the chances of me riding to school on a unicorn.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
13. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you don't know if it's a man or a woman...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points
14. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you're not sure if the woman is pregnant...or just really "big"...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
15. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 11:46am UTC
    You know you have a problem when you start singing love ballads to your food...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points
16. Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Okay, here goes...
    Great Britain = England, Scotland and Wales.
    England = Lots of different accents.
    Scotland = Again many accents within the country.
    Wales = Same as before.
    There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. A. "British". Accent.
    My quote. Fact of the day XD
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
17. Lydser
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Story of my life
    Smiles at baby :-D
    Baby cries...
    THE ULTIMATE REJECTION!
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 11 points
18. Lydser
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    What it says:
    - Like a boss.
    How you ACTUALLY say it:
    - LIKE A BAWWSS!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
19. Lydser
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Admit it, we've all had a go at cutting our own hair...and failed...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
20. Lydser
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Did you know?
    It is thought that Snow White and the seven dwarfs was based on cocaine and it's effects.
    Snow white - Cocaine
    Seven dwarfs - Names are the effects of it.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 133 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles