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  1. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Here is a parody to the hunger games, I do not own this description and this is the property of the St. Louis County Library.
    WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS
    When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

  2. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    So today I had this huge scoop of ice cream in my mouth, and it committed suicide and jumped out of my mouth. It landed on my mom's new $300 purse and I was stunned that my ice cream would do that to me. So I practically yelled at her to keep driving and that nothing happened. I got a napkin out of the glove box and quickly wiped it up. I kept saying that nothing was wrong. My mom never saw what happened.

  3. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    So I am talking to my friend and this is our conversation:
    Her: I can't wait to go to highschool!
    ME: Yeah, well... you are sportsy and I am am like not, thus you will make sport friends, forget about me, and go on with your life.
    Her: No I won't we will be bestest friends foreva girl!
    Me: Then, I will go to Robotics, and make friends there, and we will all be nerdy and geeky together.
    Her: ...

  4. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Witty girls please help me!!!
    I had neighbors back when I lived somewhere else,
    Their names are Kyle and Dylan
    Their mom died because she smoked too much,
    she died in her sleep
    I think their dad's name is Paul
    Kyle has blond hair
    and Dylan has brown hair
    They used to live in Dellwood
    If you know them or need more info about them
    Please comment!!!
    I want to see if they are okay!!

  5. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Soon I will be making a story about bullying.
    I hope it helps you realize that people today are going throught that.

  6. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME
    lucy
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FEET
    lu/ncy
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR ELBOW
    lucy
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR NOSE
    lucy
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHIN
    ,juc yh
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FIST
    llivu
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR TOUNGE
    ew germs!!! [i typed tht with my fingers duh]
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR EAR
    ', hgtr
    SPIN AROUND THREE TIMES AND TYPE IT WITH YOUR EYES SHUT]
    joyde
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR HEEL
    okl,ujhfvy76

  8. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Type your name with your fingers:
    lucillelove2
    Type your name with your nose:
    lucillelove2
    Type your name with your elbow:
    llucillelove2
    Type your name with your toe:
    lucillelovee2
    Type your name with your eyes closed:
    lucillelove2
    ........Well that went well.
    nmq

  9. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Witty girls please help me!!!
    I had neighbors back when I lived somewhere else,
    Their names are Kyle and Dylan
    Their mom died because she smoked too much,
    she died in her sleep
    I think their dad's name is Paul
    Kyle has blond hair
    and Dylan has brown hair
    If you know them or need more info about them
    Please comment!!!
    I want to see if they are okay!!

  10. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    If you remember playing Fusion Fall,
    Didn't it take a long time to download?

  11. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    OMG!
    I am famous.
    I have 15 faves on a quote!

  12. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    You call that a kiss?
    - Haymich

  13. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Right now I am writing a letter to the bishop
    I mean on witty

  14. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Peeta:
    When the cannon starts to sound
    this is what I see
    Katniss Everdeen looking desperatly for me
    I killed Foxface but I didn't even know it
    know it, know it
    ooo yeah, with nightlock and it killed her

  15. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Peeta:
    When I walk on the chariot this is what I see
    Millions of people are starin at me
    I got flames on my back and I ain't afraid to show them
    show them, show them,
    ooo yeah, I'm on fire and I know it

  16. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Peeta:
    When I walk off the platform this is what I see,
    22 tribunes starin at me
    they got weapons in their hands and they ain't afraid to throw them,
    throw them, throw them,
    ooo yeah, we're in the H games and we know it

  17. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you are watching a movie and your like:
    OMG I know that Muttation will come out of that bush
    Then you don't know when and your like SUSPENSE!!!
    Then BAM when Peeta got calm a Mutt charges out of the bushes.
    Best movie ever in my lifetime!!! (Maybe except for Catching Fire)

  18. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Me: Here good, obediant, cute, angelic doggie, come here.
    Dog: comes towards me
    Me: Good Boy!!!
    Dog: Runs away
    Me: Brat, disobediant, devilish dog
    Yeah true story

  19. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    There is this one girl in my class, and I was walking with her to the parking lot. For some odd reason I almost told her all of my secrets and my whole entire life story. It was just so easy.

  20. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I have a simple question:
    What would a person be called who likes the Hunger Games
    A Hunger Gamer or a Hunger Gamian...
    Highlight below
    (Or a hungarian gamer?)
    Please let me know!!!

:)

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