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LuVgUrL

1. LuVgUrL
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2012 12:53pm UTC
   I wake up everyday planing to be pruductive and then a voice in my head say's "haha good one!" and we all laugh and take a nap
   
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2. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 12:35pm UTC
   My bed wasn't felling so well so I stayed home to took care of it.
   
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3. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 1:20am UTC
   Take my advise
   I don't use it anyway
   
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4. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 1:12am UTC
   Live like
   SpongeBob
   laugh out loud all day without any reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness
   
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5. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 1:04am UTC
   Don't like me? COOL, I don't wake up everyday
   to impress you.
   
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6. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 1:00am UTC
   Wife: I love you
   Husband: I love you to
   Wife: Then prove it. scream it to the world
   Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you
   Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me?
   Husband: cuz you are my world
   
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7. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 12:43am UTC
   That moment when you refuse to check your bank account because you don't want to see how much money you don't have.
   
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8. LuVgUrL
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   December 29, 2012 12:38am UTC
   Marrige is like a workshop........
   Where husbands work's & wive's shop.....
   
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9. LuVgUrL
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   December 28, 2012 11:54pm UTC
   I'm not saying you're stupid; I just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
   
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10. LuVgUrL
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    December 28, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    When I was a little, I didn't care about thing's like wat to wear , my parents dressed me.
    Looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either
    
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11. LuVgUrL
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    December 28, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Before you tell me what I did wrong,Just know that I don't care.
    
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12. LuVgUrL
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    December 28, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    If being awesome was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence.
    
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13. LuVgUrL
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Dear Cellphone,
    Maybe if you would stop lighting up so many times when your battery is low, you wouldn't have died so quickly.
    
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