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Lu1999

1. Lu1999
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 12:29pm UTC
   highest amout of faves . . . . . . . . . 17 ;)
   
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2. Lu1999
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2011 8:19am UTC
   FOLLOW ME PLEASEE AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU :) (also folloe emsy_thompson and xxSentFromAbovexx)
   
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3. Lu1999
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2011 8:09am UTC
   Im in school on witty profiles :) badman level 4 :D
   
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4. Lu1999
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 10:57am UTC
   I love the way you call me LULU and no-one else does <3
   I love the way we chat on Facebook and you keep all our conversations secret <3
   
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5. Lu1999
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 2:05am UTC
   Have you eaten a magnet?
   Because i just cant stay away from you <3
   
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6. Lu1999
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2011 9:16am UTC
   (your fish dies)
   Age 4: my fishy :'(
   Age 10: Psshh whatever, i've had it for like 2 months
   Age 13: OHH MA DAYZZ oh well.
   Age 17: NOOOOOO FISHYYY <3 DONT LEAVE ME :O
   
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7. Lu1999
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   May 13, 2011 11:39am UTC
   I hate
   that
   girl
   who steals my man </3
   
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8. Lu1999
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   May 2, 2011 7:21am UTC
   I may be a simple quote but i can make a statement :)
   
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9. Lu1999
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   April 30, 2011 2:28am UTC
   (Ex-boyfriend & Ex-girlfriend run into each other)
   Boy: heyy, i really miss you
   Girl: *sneezes*
   Boy: OMD are you sick!?
   Girl: No im allergic to crap, fool.
   :)
   
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10. Lu1999
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    April 29, 2011 5:57am UTC
    Weddingsall i wanna see is the dress :D xx
    
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11. Lu1999
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    April 25, 2011 8:50am UTC
    There is always a person in ur family who looks good in EVERY possible photo <3
    
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12. Lu1999
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    April 21, 2011 3:00am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. Lu1999
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    April 21, 2011 2:55am UTC
    * 1:00 a.m. * Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you, turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room to make sure you didn't leave any more killers behind you on your expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow. * 17 seconds later you hear a noise * jump up quickly and realize its the air conditioning coming on and think " man! those ninja's just wont give up tonight ;D"
    
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14. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    (2 friends in a park)
    1st friend - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SUCH A FAILL HAHHA
    2nd friend - Err, yeah so was your dads condom :)
    Press [<3] if you think thats funny ;D
    
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15. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!
    Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen*
    Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
    Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING
    
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16. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    If friends were flowers . . . . . . . . you'd be the one I pick Holly Sammut xxx <3
    
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17. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    Dream until your dreams come true <3
    
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18. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    G-A-Y= Gorgeous and Funny . . . . .
    i bet u'll think twice now wont ya <3
    
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19. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    Why are some boys so friggin hot? . . . . . . jesus :)
    
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20. Lu1999
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    April 20, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    You brake my heart
    ...........................................
    we get even.
    </3
    
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