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LoveLocks

1. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 9:02am UTC
   You need to stop drinking!
   I'm not an alcoholic!
   Oh please, all you do is drink!
   Like I said, I don't have a drinking problem, I'm just thirsty a lot!
   Oh Ok!
   
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2. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   I'm in a relationship with Taylor Lautner
   ♥ 23 minutes ago · Taylor Lautner likes this · Comment · See Friendship
   Well
   
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3. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   I Never Noticed..
   I never noticed how close T and G are on my keyboard, I regret ever ending a message in ''Best Regards''
   *if you're smart you'll get it*
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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4. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:58pm UTC
   I'm not weird.
   Being normal is weird.
   So in your face!
   
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5. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   Mom! Don't make jokes!
   Too late, I already made you.
   
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6. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   I haven't lost my mind! It's somewhere on Ebay!
   
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7. LoveLocks
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   You know, Hannah Montana looks a LOT like Miley Cyrus!
   
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