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JadeTiger
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June 10, 2012 3:42pm UTC
Hot girls we have
problems too.
Fav if you know where this is from

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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xHello
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June 10, 2012 4:25pm UTC
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
FEELIN' OLD YET?

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dirkwagrox00
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June 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC
EVERYBODY IS EXCITED THAT SCHOOL IS ENDING!!!
oh, except for my asian parents

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DezaraeLynn_
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June 10, 2012 5:16pm UTC
Hey I just met you,
And girl you look craaazy,
What brands your make-up...
Crayola maybe? (;

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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:25pm UTC
in elementary school...
why were we forced to
learn how to play the recorder?

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Buki
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June 10, 2012 5:26pm UTC
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The quote above me is a liar.
He does exist.
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Bananaaah
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June 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC
Hi! What's Happenin'?
Hi! What's Happenin'
Are you copying me?
Are you copying me?
I'm An Idiot
You're an idiot

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gloriahanks
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June 10, 2012 6:04pm UTC
lolsotrue:#277
How do 5 gay men walk
in ONE DIRECTION

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AlexandraWG617
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June 10, 2012 6:10pm UTC
"You Mean Nothing To Me."
Really?
Thats NOT What You Said Last Night.
Ha, Deu$ch.

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Cupcake2422
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June 10, 2012 6:10pm UTC
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:13pm UTC
Super White Girl Problems #704
Going to Walmart to
buy tampons and
suddenly every cashier
turns into a male Hollister
model.
tumblr

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june321
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June 10, 2012 6:20pm UTC
Life's not a garden,
So dont be a hoe

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aosias23
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June 10, 2012 6:20pm UTC
I wish we could hug and never let go.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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xSxMxIxLxEx
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June 10, 2012 6:26pm UTC
'Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but...
SQUIRREL!
Format Credit RunawayRachel

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emzpiexx
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June 10, 2012 6:30pm UTC
Dear people who question
why girls go to the bathroom together;
Hermione went alone
and got attacked by a troll.

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june321
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June 10, 2012 6:33pm UTC
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But we used no condom
So here’s your baby

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xochaarlotteexoo
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June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC
I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
~Adam Sandler

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC
Deaf jokes aren't funny,
I don't want to hear them.

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