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LookOnTheBrightside5

1. LookOnTheBrightside5
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   Life is like a box of chocolates,
   It doesn't last long for fat people.
   
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2. LookOnTheBrightside5
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 9:55pm UTC
   Me: "Ahh spider!"
   Mom: "It's more afraid of you then you are of it."
   Me: "Oh, did the spider tell you this mom?"
   
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3. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   November 23, 2011 12:10am UTC
   T.W.L.O.H.A.
   to write love on her arms
   
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4. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   November 22, 2011 9:37pm UTC
   Girls get b u t t e r f l i e s..
   Boys get b o n e r s..
   
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5. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   November 22, 2011 9:26pm UTC
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6. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   October 30, 2011 10:38pm UTC
   If her tattoo rubs off in the shower,
   She'sTooYoungForYouBro!
   
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7. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   October 30, 2011 10:22pm UTC
   Grammar is important:
   Capitalization is the difference between
   helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
   and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
   
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8. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   October 30, 2011 10:07pm UTC
   If I go on a date & its bad
   I'm just gonna stand up and say "i'm an actor,
   they're all actors, & you're on MTV's disaster date!" & run out.
   
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9. LookOnTheBrightside5
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   October 30, 2011 10:00pm UTC
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10. LookOnTheBrightside5
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    ALCOHAL.
    because no great story starts with someone eating salad.
    
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11. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 30, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    I think..
    Lady Gaga
    just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items..
    
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12. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 25, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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13. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 25, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    dont you dare,
    remember me, when she forgets you.
    
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14. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 25, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Secret #6
    I miss the old me..
    
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15. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 25, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Secret #5
    I always find myself going for guys i cant have..
    
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16. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 23, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Secret #4
    I've cryed way to much in the past week ..
    
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17. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 23, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Secret #3
    I cry knowing that things will never go back to how they use to ..
    
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18. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 23, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    Secret #2
    I smile so i dont have to tell people whats wrong ..
    
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19. LookOnTheBrightside5
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    October 23, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    Secret #1
    I want to be nice to the less fortunet but our society is too judgemental.
    
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20. LookOnTheBrightside5
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    I Didn't Give Up On You,
    So why did you give up on me?
    
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