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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast

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Member Since: 22 Aug 2012 04:57pm

Last Seen: 3 Feb 2013 10:39pm

Gender: F

user id: 326777

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  1. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    LIVE ON
    AND BE
    YOURSELF

  2. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    I think I'm falling for you.
    But that's the scary part.
    I really don't want to get hurt like every other time.

  3. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    "That awkward moment
    from when I wake up
    Then go to bed."
    ................How is that awkward?

  4. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    With so many girls pregnant at my school,
    condoms should be
    on the supply list.

  5. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    I hope your Monday isn't as
    depressing as the future of
    Snooki's baby.

  6. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    If I was a ghost, I would open doors
    while people were masturbating…
    double scare.
    nmq

  7. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    I've been told I'm really good in bed,
    I can't blame them for saying it really...
    I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers.

  8. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Just a heads up - if anyone
    spoils the Taken 2 story
    line for me,
    I will look for you... I will find you... and I will kill you.

  9. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    And it feels like I'm
    am just to close to love you,
    So I'll be on my way.

  10. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    So... you're getting the iPhone5
    just for a few more centimeters?
    .....I hope your girlfriend
    doesn't so the same.
    nmq

  11. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    If you play girls better
    than you do sports- get some help on that.

  12. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    I wanna be able to brag to people
    about how amazing my boyfriend is.

    ......To bad I don't have one.

  14. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    100712♥
    I love you baby.
    SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
    Im Forever Alone

  15. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    You wont regret it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8

  16. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    My name is Marie, and I love long walks down the streets of Detroit. I think I look the prettiest with my hair up, no make up, and wearing sweat pants. I'm perfect. Please refrain from looking at me, touching me, or talking to me. I don't like you. I'm a master at meme collecting, so don't mess with me kiddo. I am reconized around the internet as the most beautiful teen. I'm stuck up. I make jokes Monday through Friday. More jokes at 11. Chances of hating me are pretty high. I bought my swag from Forever21(swag).
    You bought your swag from Sears.
    If you think you're funnier then me, your wrong kiddo. You think I'm kidding? This isn't a joke. I risk my life making jokes for the kids in the suburbs. How dare you disrespect me saying your funnier then me.
    I have saved people's lives with my jokes.
    I'm Americas Next Top Twerker. I like to listen to Blood On The Dance Floor (the only music that understands me). Well I'd like to stay and chat with you but, you smell like Hot Topic,
    so goodbye.

  17. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    Am I the only one who closes the
    silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

  18. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles:
    'Eyebrows were made to be sisters, not twins.'

  19. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    He told me he loved me sence the moment we met.
    Now, he lives 400 miles away .

  20. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Hey I need to ask you something and I want
    you to be totally honest with me. It may
    be a little awkward between us after this but
    I have to know how you feel... I've kept it in
    for a while now but it's time to be straight up
    and just confront you. I hope this doesn't ruin
    anyrthing we have, I just need to know and I
    dont see any other way I could get over this. Just
    wouldn't seem fair if I dont get an answer. I want you
    to tell me truthfully, please, no matter how
    harsh it is I just want your honest opinion..
    Would you choose pepsi or coke?

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