My name is Marie, and I love long walks down the streets of Detroit. I think I look the prettiest with my hair up, no make up, and wearing sweat pants. I'm perfect. Please refrain from looking at me, touching me, or talking to me. I don't like you. I'm a master at meme collecting, so don't mess with me kiddo. I am reconized around the internet as the most beautiful teen. I'm stuck up. I make jokes Monday through Friday. More jokes at 11. Chances of hating me are pretty high. I bought my swag from Forever21(swag).
You bought your swag from Sears.
If you think you're funnier then me, your wrong kiddo. You think I'm kidding? This isn't a joke. I risk my life making jokes for the kids in the suburbs. How dare you disrespect me saying your funnier then me.
I have saved people's lives with my jokes.
I'm Americas Next Top Twerker. I like to listen to Blood On The Dance Floor (the only music that understands me). Well I'd like to stay and chat with you but, you smell like Hot Topic,
so goodbye.