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bgsoccer03
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July 8, 2012 12:05pm UTC

when people first meet me:
oh my gosh you are so quiet and poliet!
once they know me for 2 hours:
what.are.you.on.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThePastIsPast
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July 9, 2012 2:22am UTC

i'm tired of crying.
i'm tired of being sad.
i'm tired of pretending.
i'm tired of being alone.
i'm tired of remembering.
i'm tired of missing people.
i'm tired of being different.
i'm tired of feeling worthless.
i'm tired of being left out.
i'm tired of feeling empty inside.
i'm tired of wishing i could start over.
i'm tired of dreaming of a life i'll never have.
but most of all... i'm just tired of being tired.

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yourcool
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July 8, 2012 9:38pm UTC

time flies when you're throwing watches.

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yourcool
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July 8, 2012 6:28pm UTC

throwing scissors at people
who need to "cut it out."

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yourcool
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July 8, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Yes, I dance in my car.
Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:18pm UTC

throwing handles at people
who need to get a grip.

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now delicate_disaster*
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July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC

We All Have That One Friend
who can eat anything and not gain a single ounce

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sofigarcia
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July 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. . .
People move out of the way much faster now.
format credit to akk3165
nmq

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craziirose
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July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Fact: TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using only one row of the keyboard.
Aha you just looked at your keyboard, didn't you?

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yourcool
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July 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC

1826: is thou brethern deeply sorrowed?
2012: you mad bro?

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jayykayy_x*
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July 8, 2012 12:31pm UTC

My friend was using my laptop few days ago
Friend: What's wittyprofiles? *Goes to website*
Me: *Jumps over Mount Everest, runs 1000 metres, swims across the Atlantic Ocean, grabs laptop, smashes it against the wall* That was close!
Friend: O_o
Mom:
Me: And that, my dear mother, is why I need a new laptop

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comers
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July 8, 2012 5:17pm UTC

I fell off a 50ft ladder today!
...Luckily I was only on the bottom step.

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hermione23katniss
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July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Do you ever feel like
People don't like you as much as you like them?

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Jemma96
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July 8, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Me every year:
Maybe next year I could be attractive and less socially awkward.

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yourcool
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July 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Spending half of the movie wondering
where you've seen the actor before.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xNeonCookiiex
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July 8, 2012 12:35pm UTC

imperfect.
the word itself says 'I'm Perfect.
credit goes to xNeonCookiiex

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XxMaggieexX
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July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

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