hey you, go down to the closest shop you know. Buy ALL your favourite foods. now. Chocolate, Chips, Shapes, Icecream Oreos, Lollipops, Coke EVERYTHING and go home and invite your REAL friends over. Stay up all night eating And mucking around. have FUN You deserve it! ChocBuy
Stop it! Stop it all right now. You are AMAZING. Do you really care what people think? Stop spending money on clothes and makeup and buy yourslef a big plie of chocolate Because frankley you deserve it Not another tissue. No more guys. They dont deserve someone as special as you. Who cares about being popular, just find your true friends and your set for life PLEASE for me, just forget it all give it all up ..
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Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home early. Boy: *Throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who just threw that bag?! Boy: Me! Im going home now.
blonde jokes #2 A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect him to be our best man next year." "Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a cleaver way to propose. I accept!"
blonde jokes #1: Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.