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  1. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:35am UTC
    You're going to catch a cold
    from the ice inside your soul.

  2. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    or not...
    Thats cool too.

  3. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    hey you,
    go down to the closest shop you know.
    Buy ALL your favourite foods. now.
    Chocolate, Chips, Shapes, Icecream
    Oreos, Lollipops, Coke EVERYTHING
    and go home and invite your REAL
    friends over. Stay up all night eating
    And mucking around. have FUN
    You deserve it!
    
    ChocBuy

  4. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Stop it!
    Stop it all right now.
    You are AMAZING. Do you really care what people think?
    Stop spending money on clothes and makeup
    and buy yourslef a big plie of chocolate
    Because frankley you deserve it
    Not another tissue. No more guys.
    They dont deserve someone as special as you.
    Who cares about being popular, just find your true friends and your set for life
    PLEASE for me, just forget it all
    give it all up ..

  5. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Sometimes
    ||||sometimes it lasts in love||||
    but sometimes it
    hurts instead

  6. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 4:56am UTC
    Wanna hear a joke about butter?
    nevermind you might spread it...

  7. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:51am UTC
    guy:
    if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U+I together
    girl:
    if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put F+U together

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  8. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:56am UTC
    Regular heartbeat : /\_/\_/\_/\_/
    When I'm with you : /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
    When I lost you : \_______

  9. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 12:38am UTC
    boys are like bubbles;
    As soon as you blow them, they drift away...

  10. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:51am UTC
    taylorswift
    i want your creativity
    miley cyrus
    i want your hair.
    rachel berry
    I want your confidence.
    Maria Carey
    I want your smile.
    Selena Gomez
    I want your boyfriend.

  11. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:14am UTC
    I thought no-one got it
    Until one day i came across this one website called
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  12. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 5:16am UTC
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  13. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:37am UTC
    Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home early.
    Boy: *Throws bag out the window*
    Teacher: Who just threw that bag?!
    Boy: Me! Im going home now.

  14. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    she fell for his smile
    he fell for.
    her---♥---
    b o o b s
    <<<<<<<<<<<

  15. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 1:03am UTC
    blonde jokes #2
    A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect him to be our best man next year."
    "Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a cleaver way to propose. I accept!"

  16. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 12:58am UTC
    blonde jokes #1:
    Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
    The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
    The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
    The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
    The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

  17. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 12:38am UTC
    I M
    F A T

  18. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 1:39am UTC
    Your dating my ex?
    \\ So if i get a sandwich, you want those leftovers too?

  19. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 1:34am UTC
    in elementary scool
    \\ being the line leader was a huge deal

  20. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    Dear Edward ,
    You never grow up, and you sneak into girls rooms when they're sleeping
    How original...
    Scincerely, Peter Pan

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