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WachuBBall123
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June 10, 2012 7:57pm UTC

Pet-Peeve #1 When absolutely beautiful, skinny, girls call themselves fat, just to hear other people tell them that they're not.

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Mdstaples
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June 10, 2012 6:46pm UTC

that awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word and it ruins the seriousness

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Let's have a garden party,
Lettuce Turnip the Beet.

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mayday
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June 10, 2012 8:37pm UTC

kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes and party everynight because you only live once bro.
me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy & pretend i'm a dragon ok.

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Livaaaay3
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June 10, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Texting;
Hey, hows our pregnant little daughter!
WHAT! How do you know?
Sorry, I ment perfect...
WAIT! WHAT?!?!?!

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 5:26pm UTC

My life is a constant battle between
my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

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maryxoxo
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June 10, 2012 7:17pm UTC

I don't think Jenna Marbles can go through one episode without saying the "F" word about three or four times.

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 5:46pm UTC

I told the monster in my closet
that if he ever came out, that would make him gay. That takes care of that.

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 8:57pm UTC

i hate it when people in a commercial
have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life.

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xochaarlotteexoo
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June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
~Adam Sandler

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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June 10, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Do you think it's weird that a
round pizza with triangle slices comes in a square box?

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livelifealltheway
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June 10, 2012 5:25pm UTC

in elementary school...
why were we forced to
learn how to play the recorder?

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pinkyrose3
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May 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC

So I kinda just realized..
Where the heck is ke$ha???
Format by Sandrasaurus

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OMGIMATACO
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May 27, 2012 2:30pm UTC

LOOKING AT YOUR HAIR UNDER WATER
AND FEELING LIKE A MERMAID.

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monny_monkey
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May 13, 2012 12:25pm UTC

friend: i'm eating mcdonalds
me: cool! let's celebrate with a magic trick
friend: ok
me: pick a number
friend: 8
me: now square it
friend: 64
me: now divide it by the original number
friend: 8
me: now subtract the original number
friend: 0
me: congratulations! you have now arrived at the number of
fu cks i give about you eating mcdonalds.

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ShesInLove
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May 12, 2012 11:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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伤*
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May 13, 2012 10:50am UTC

"I was wearing jeans today,
and i have just realised i went the
whole day with a sticker on my leg."
- Harry Styles ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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Litoudaki
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May 13, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Bella: You're thin, white and you sυck up blood. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it!
Bella: Tampon.

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when_forever_comes_to_an_end
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May 13, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Hot guy on your right
Yeah I saw him. Fake sneezed so he'd say bless you to me ;) this playa got them movessss like jagger
nmf,
Damn you're good. I'm gunna fake trip so he asks if I'm all right and he might even go in for the arm grab to check if I'm balanced enough ;)
Oooh great trip you did there guuurl
nmf,
Dude, he sees us texting.. he's on to us! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!

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