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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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ImJustMeh
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May 27, 2012 9:25am UTC

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

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_g0ldenkiid*
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May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Fans:
Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

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BravoSierra
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April 13, 2012 1:18pm UTC

credittoforgeter
I have more followers than friends.
It's funny because it's true.

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hopelessromantic33
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April 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Bored?
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now climb back up and fav.

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dearoceantown*
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April 10, 2012 7:01pm UTC

My Disney Channel was Even Steven, That's So Raven, and Lizzie Mcguire.
It didn't involve talking fish, or 11 year
olds in high school.

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Hayliebruss4156
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Titanic 3D is coming out.
Maybe they'll see the iceberg this time.

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alimophia
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 11:08am UTC

Boy: If I were a superheroe, I know wich one I'd be.
Girl: Batman? Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No. I'd be Your Man :)

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collapse*
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:26pm UTC

me: can you sign this Zayn?
Zayn: sure . .
me: thanks . .
Zayn: is that a . .
me: a marriage contract . .
Zayn: but
me: too late

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
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April 1, 2012 7:38pm UTC

" You' ve got a friend in me . "
Did you think of ToyStory too? ❤

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livelovecheer
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:10am UTC

I WANT TO HAVE A TWIN IDENTICAL BROTHER,
SO WHEN HIS GUY FRIENDS COME OVER AND SAY I'M CUTE...
I WANNA BE LIKE- SO IS MY BROTHER CUTE TOO?

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sticksandstones001
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April 1, 2012 11:47am UTC

click to see this quote

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伤*
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March 24, 2012 8:39am UTC

One Direction Fact #5
Harry Styles is a fan of the hunger games

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伤*
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March 29, 2012 1:18pm UTC

"If i really love the girl
i will find a excuse
to kiss her every five minutes"
- Harry Styles ♥

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伤*
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March 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC

"Would you ever include a girl member in one direction?"
Harry:Well yeah, Liam's in the band
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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SparksFlyxXx
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April 1, 2012 1:26pm UTC

Grammer: The difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t. ♥

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Armydaughter
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April 1, 2012 10:17am UTC

I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Backwards?
I'm freaking talented.

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gray22
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April 1, 2012 11:46am UTC

Human: " I love Eminem"
me: " I like Skittles :)"
Human: "i mean the Rapper you idiot"
Me: "you're the idiot, what's so good about the M&M wrapper?"
Lol

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brianamae
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April 1, 2012 10:37am UTC

f*ck you.
when? (;
omg. a**hole!
lol i asked WHEN not WHERE..
nmf

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Ciarax
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April 1, 2012 8:40am UTC

So the Titanic is coming out in 3D...
I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time..
format by sandrasaurus

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