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  1. believeintheimpossible believeintheimpossible
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    I've got that.
    one direction infection

  2. standinginsilence standinginsilence
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    So today at school..
    We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
    About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
    He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
    She stood up and her exact words were-
    "I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

  3. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.
    -tumblr-

  4. harrypotterfan5 harrypotterfan5
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 10:34am UTC
    ‎2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
    2011: Planking is boss.
    2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn

  5. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Did you know?
    that people with brown/hazel eyes are most fun and happy?
    They kiss the best and will love when not wanted; They always
    end up falling for peopple they didn't know long. They are
    the most hyper and crazy people. You can't do better than them.
    fav if you have brown/hazel eyes.

  6. mandee1428 mandee1428
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Soccer Is My Life
    OUTBREAK<3

  7. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    "Welcome To Hollister!"
    here are your complementary earplugs and flashlights. ♥

  8. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you;
    but if we were on a crashing
    plane and there was only two parachutes left ...
    i'd take both ;)

  9. minnesotagirl33 minnesotagirl33
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    & I always think of the
    answers after I hand
    in my test...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. AlyaStunninnX3 AlyaStunninnX3
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Dont you think bears see us in the woods in our sleeping bags and think;
    "Mmm. Hot pockets."

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    There’s always that one
    Suck-up who raises their hand to answer
    EVERY QUESTION , making the rest of us look stupid
    And it's just like:
    "You need to shut the f**k up"

  14. crystaleu12 crystaleu12
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    Call me ,
    what you want.... I don't care.
    Insult my friend, and lets take a little,
    Walk and during that walk I will give
    You little hint your going to need...
    An ambulance. . ♥

  15. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Got a problem?
    S o l v e i t .
    Think I'm trippin?
    T i e m y s h o e s .
    Can't stand me?
    S i t d o w n .
    Can't face me?
    T u r n a r o u n d .
    this is not my quote, just made a re-make. i love this quote! (:

  16. Jesslooovesyou97 Jesslooovesyou97
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    If plankton
    can marry a computer, so can i.
    nmf

  17. heartbroken2011 heartbroken2011
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    I hate when I'm texting someone
    and I ask them What's up? ,
    And they don't ask me 'What about you?'

  18. truthnlies666 truthnlies666
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    First dates = awkward.
    First kisses = heavenly.
    First love = irreplaceable.
    First heartbreaks =
    unforgettable.

  19. summerbaby11 summerbaby11
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Fav
    if you have ever called your teacher mom or dad?
    (:

  20. bestfakesmile bestfakesmile
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    OH MY GOD,
    HE TOUCHED THE BUTT.
    -finding nemo.

:)

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