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  1. JellybeanLoverO_O JellybeanLoverO_O
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    If Nobodys Perfect I Guess My Name Is Nobody :D

  2. Gabbyyy1208 Gabbyyy1208
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    Listening to a song and making up a scenario in your head for it. ♥

  3. BostonSwifties BostonSwifties
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    When a girl says, "I won't tell anyone." it really means, "I won't tell anyone except (insert best friend's name here)."
    Sincerely, Anonymous.

  4. sasambear6 sasambear6
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    *Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
    Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
    Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
    Squidward: No it doesnt!
    Patrick: HO HO HO!
    Spongebob: Stop it Patrick youre scaring him!
    This makes me laugh ^ (-:


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  6. swizzfizz swizzfizz
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:09pm UTC
    It's so fluffy
    I COULD DIE.

  7. sasambear6 sasambear6
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    Caller: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    Patrick: "No, this is Patrick." (hangs up)
    Caller 2: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    Patrick: (Irritated) "Nooo, this is Patrick!" (hangs up)
    Caller 3: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    Patrick: "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!" (slams phone) "I'm not a Krusty Krab!"
    Spongebob: "Patrick, it's the name of the Restaurant."
    This always makes me laugh ^ (-;

  8. Bianca1 Bianca1
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    The biggest lie#3
    I love math


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. imissyou13 imissyou13
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    want me forever?
    watch the notebook with me. push me up against
    a wall and kiss me until i can't breathe. sing to me.
    cuddle with me while we watch a scary movie. be
    my best friend. make me laugh. take cute pictures
    with me. be sweet. text me until i fall asleep. let
    me meet your parents. don't act different when
    you're around your friends. don't "k" me. kiss me
    randomly. hold my hand. call me baby. try your
    hardest to make me smile when i'm sad. and if we
    fight, don't walk away from me, cause that's the
    time i need you the most. i'm a mess, and i'm hard
    to deal with, but if you can handle all this i'm yours.(:
    nmf

  11. lifelaughlove22 lifelaughlove22
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    I use witty to vent.
    so it's really cool when people use my quotes against me.

  12. lonelykittengirl lonelykittengirl
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    IDon'tKnowWhy
    But I suddenly feel better about myself

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    User name or password.
    is incorrect.
    "TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!"

  14. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    FORMAT: MARRISSA123 nmq
    people said i've changed so much.
    well heres the honest truth.
    i grew up. i stopped letting
    people push me around.
    i learned that
    YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE HAPPY
    i accepted reality.

  15. colbymarie2 colbymarie2
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I fear getting close to people
    because I think they will eventually walk out of my life.

  16. ilovewhoYOUU ilovewhoYOUU
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    Admit it
    we've all knocked down something in the store and awkwardly walk away♥

  17. hockeybabe9 hockeybabe9
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    not all guys are players. but all players are guys.
    and their favorite game is to make you cry.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:17am UTC
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  20. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Jingle bells,
    Facebook smells.
    Tumblr go away.
    Myspace yuck,
    Bing sucls.
    Witty ALL the way
    nmf.

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