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Lgirl

1. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   Steve Made Quotes Scratch And Sniff!
   Scratch This! It Smells Like Glass!
   
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2. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 12:43am UTC
   I don't get those couples
   that get into fights, and
   20 minutes later their Facebook
   status says 'single'.
   I get into fights with
   my parents all the time.
   But you don't see me putting
   my status as 'orphan'.
   
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3. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 11:40pm UTC
   You Can't Just Ruin Someone's Life And Pretend It Didn't Happen
   
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4. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   Random Fact :
   Every person in the world will annually shake hands with 6 people who have masturbated and didn't wash their hands.
   
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5. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2012 11:37pm UTC
   Random Fact :
   You ears line up with your nipples.
   
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6. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   Never Break A Girls Heart
   Because she'll probably end up writing a hit song about it.
   Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013
   
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7. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   10 Year Old: I hate sleeping alone;)
   Me: Well yo' hoe a-s better be buyin' a teddy bear.
   
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8. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   Hey guys! :D If anyone has a story they want me to read, please comment! I'll follow the chapters and everything, I just really need to follow a new story!
   
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9. Lgirl
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 9:25am UTC
   Learn From Your Parents Mistakes
   Use A Condom
   
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10. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Girls in their bikinis: Oh hey boys! Look at how HAWT I am!
    Girls in their underwear: DARE TO LOOK AND BE SHUNNED!
    
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11. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 1:28am UTC
    How Are You Feeling?
    ~Check Which Applies~
    [ ] G6
    [ ] P. Diddy
    [ ] Like A Plastic Bag
    
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12. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Whenever I'm At The Top Of At Rollarcoaster
    I Realize What A Big Mistake I Made...
    
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13. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Plot Twist: The plastics never ask Cady to sit with them.
    
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14. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    When I was little I thought broccoli
    was baby trees....
    
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15. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:45am UTC
    Walking Around With Your Etes Closed To See If You Could Survive Being Blind.
    
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16. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Fairytales are more than true
    Not because they tell us dragons are real
    But because they tell us dragons can Be beaten beate
    
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17. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:15am UTC
    Me: Hey have you seen the matter sexy yet?
    Friend: What's the matter sexy?
    Me: Aw, I'm fine! What about you?
    blacklace
    
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18. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:01am UTC
    Adele: Oh, you're breaking up with me? Hold on, let me get my pen!
    
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19. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?
    Mom: Carrots, Potatoes..
    Me: Mom! I can't eat those!
    Mom: Why not?
    Me: Mom, caniblism is wrong!
    
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20. Lgirl
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Whenever Someone
    Calls "Shotgun"
    I Yell
    "Rosa Parks!"
    Sit Down, And Don't Move.
    
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