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About me
Whaddup? I'm Mara and I'm 14 years young. I live in Ohio, home of the Buckeyes. I blow out the candles on January 21st. Family is what matters most to me. Without family you wouldn't have a structure. Music is my L.I.F.E.
ONE DIRECTION. <3
Nuff said.
Niall Horan, Zayn Malik & Liam Payne.
Yeah I'd tap them.
LOVE Harry's voice.
And I LOVE Louis' eyes. (:
Hot Chelle Rae.
I LOVE THEM.
I have every album and know every song.
I know passionate.

Well as you can see I'm your normal teenager. For the most part.
So if you have any questions just ask.
Thanks, Bye (:

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:20pm UTC

OMG, weekends should be longer than 2 days!
"Yeah, so should your relationships"
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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Neighbor see's me at the grocery store
Neighbor: Hey what are you doing here!?
Me: Oh you know hunting some zebras.
M

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:11pm UTC

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Lessthan_Three
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March 31, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Whoever ''Shawty'' is,
she apparently has a lot of rapper boyfriends.
she apparently has a lot of rapper boyfriends. she apparently has a lot of rapper boyfriends.

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Lessthan_Three
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March 11, 2012 6:35pm UTC

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying.She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:33pm UTC

They say you are what you eat,but I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Y.O.L.O.JK. IM A CAT

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:22pm UTC

There are no stupid questions,just stupid people.

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Lessthan_Three
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March 9, 2012 9:16pm UTC

When in doubt,mumble.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:13pm UTC

It's not the fall that kills you;
it's the sudden stop at the end.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:10pm UTC

The sole purpose of my middle name,is so that I can tell when I'm really in trouble.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I didn't say it was your fault,I said I was blaming you.

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Lessthan_Three
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March 9, 2012 9:04pm UTC

If God is watching us,the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Boy: I have to tell you something.
Girl: Yeah, what?
Boy: I like you...a lot. And I've liked you since i've met you and I don't want to be with anyone else but you. I held my feelings in for way to long and now im telling you how I feel. I love everything about you. I know this is so un-manly telling you this over text but I am.
Girl: K.
Boy: Are you freaking kidding me..

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Uh excuse me, I do have a life.It's called Sims.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 10:18pm UTC

If I agreed with you,we'd both be wrong.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 10:15pm UTC

We live in a society
where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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March 3, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Was it a car or a cat I saw?
This is the only english sentence which if u read in reverse will give the same sentence.
MIND = BLOWN

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Lessthan_Three
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Logging into witty and twitter
Me: Top quoteeessss
Me: . OH THATS FUNNY!
Me: Aww! I'm the same way...
Me: I've seen that quote like 30 timessss. jockerrr.
Me: "twwwiitttteerrrrr"
Me: "I would run a thousand miles to stick a cork up your butt"
Me: .......
Me: "Well that's romantic.. I guess"
Me: Status: The things people do over the internet amazes me.

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