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My Name Is Lauren
I blow my candles out on November 26th (:
I live in a smallish town in Wisconsin, b ut as soon as a graduate I'm going to follow my dreams and move to New York City ♥
Just like every teenage girl i have a "him", I have my best friends who i couldn't live without, my family who i love to death, and I'm a little insecure at times but I'm working through that with the help of  witty (:

1. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   <<The Only>>
   "B word" that someone should call a girl,
   is
   beautiful
   
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2. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   Girls go to college
   to get more knowledge
   Boys go to jupiter
   to get more stupider
   Words of wisdom from kindergardners:)
   
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3. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 7:37pm UTC
   Just because someone is depressed,
   doesn't mean that they don't want to live.
   It just means that they don't want to live the
   life they're living right now.
   
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4. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   I was texting my guy friend
   who is really close with my best friend Andrea & he randomly says this to me:
   " I'm so sad. My parents said that i have to stop texting Andrea because New Years is about family.
   & I said 'She is family, she's my sister.'
   My mom told me 'NO, she's not. She is just a girl that your friends with and you think you love, but you don't.'
   Lauren, i was mad when my mom said this. I looked her straight in the eyes & said...
   You don't get it mom. Andread is my other half, She's the person who i can go to with anyting and i don't know what i would do with out her. I love Andrea so much & i always will.
   There is nothing you can do about it."
   ♥♥GUYS LIKE THIS GIVE ME HOPE ♥♥
   
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5. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 12:19am UTC
   Only 362 Days Until
   ♥ Christmas ♥
   But who's counting...
   
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6. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   " Words dont hurt "
   Yeah, well I'd like to see you be called ugly, fat, and worthless
   and feel no pain.
   nmf
   
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7. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 8:24pm UTC
   What you do when it snows
   When your little: Run outside and play ♥
   When you're older: Set a facebook status about it.....
   
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8. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 10:30pm UTC
   I got 99 problems but my
   SWAG
   Aint one. (;
   
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9. Lauren_xoxo
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 6:13pm UTC
   You have to learn
   To love yourself
   Before you can love someone else.
   
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10. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    Jealousy
    is just love and hate at the same time.
    nmq
    
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11. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    H i t t i n g y o u r f u n n y
    bone. . .
    & even though it
    hurts
    YOU StILL HAVE TO LAUGH ♥
    nmq
    
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12. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Find the Gay Person:
    유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
    Can't do it? That's because they're humans too & we're all the same.
    
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13. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Phone off
    Head phones in
    Volume up
    World Out
    ♥
    
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14. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    A Promise Is A Promise
    That's what they used to say
    Welcome to reality
    They're broken everyday
    
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15. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    Ever yone has that one best friend
    who always has the cutest clothes
    the perfect hair
    and always ends up with the guy you love...</3
    mfn
    
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16. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    Two ex's run into eachother.....
    Ex boyfriend: I miss you so much!
    Ex girlfriend: *sneezes*
    Ex boyfriend: Are you okay? Are you sick or something?
    Ex girlfriend: Sorry, I'm just allergic to bullsh*t.
    Nmf/nmq
    
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17. Lauren_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    ------------♥------------
    Guys can never make up their minds
    They flirt with you, but they don't like you.
    They like you, but they don't want to date.
    You're dating, but he doesn't want to be serious.
    You're serious, & then another girl comes along...
    I
    ------------♥------------
    
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