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LaniesMyName

1. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 4:35pm UTC
   why boys go out with girls.
   Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.
   
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2. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 7:00pm UTC
   Lies run sprints but the
   Truth
   runs marathons.
   -Michael Jackson♥
   
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3. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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   I really DON'T like Taylor Swift. . .at all
   just me?. . .probably
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   nmf.
   
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4. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   You know you're a 90's kid if...You played video games on your Sega Genesis and Nintendo 64 not your XBOX and Wii♥
   
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5. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 10:11pm UTC
   You know you're a 90's kid if...
   You remember when everyone said "da bomb"♥
   
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6. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 10:05pm UTC
   You know you're a 90's kid if...You remember when Britney Spears was a cute little kid♥
   
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7. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 9:57pm UTC
   You know you're a 90's kid if...You can rap the WHOLE ENTIRE Fresh Prince theme song like it's nothing♥
   
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8. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 9:51pm UTC
   You know you're a 90's kid if...You had multiple Furby Dolls♥
   
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9. LaniesMyName
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   Is your potter hairy?I'll slither in your gryffindor..♥I'll raven your claw so hard it will huffle your puff!♥I'll womp your willow♥You can enter my forbidden forest...♥Stick your head in my sorting hat and I can tell you where you belong...I will miss Harry Potter ♥
   
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10. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:29pm UTC
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    What did one saggy boob say to the other?
    We better perk up or people will think we're nuts.
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11. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    In west Philadelphia
    [{♥ if you just said "Born and raised"}]
    
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12. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:54pm UTC
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    Hmm.How do i feel about my period?
    We're like this *crosses fingers* i love it
    I wanna hold really soft things..like my cat
    I like to twirl..maybe in slow motion
    And usually by the third day i just wanna dance
    The ads on tv are really helpful 'cause
    they use that blue liquid..and i'm like
    "oh, THAT'S what's supposed to happen
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    nmf
    
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13. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Whenever something reminds me
    of a song, i break out
    >> dancing and singing <<
    ♥
    
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14. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Things that could cause the
    Universe to explode
    ❶ Frowning at a baby koala for 12 straight hours
    ❷ Sitting on a table and eating from a chair
    ❸ Being really damn angry on a carousel
    
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15. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:51am UTC
    ＩＳ ＩＴ ＪＵＳＴ ＭＥ．．．
    or does everyone hate that show
    [̲̅s̲̅][̲̅h̲̅][̲̅a̲̅][̲̅k̲̅][̲̅e̲̅] [̲̅i̲̅][̲̅t̲̅] [̲̅u̲̅][̲̅p̲̅] ?
    
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16. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog,
    way dog, to dog, keep dog,
    an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
    for dog, 20 dog, seconds.
    Now read it without the word dog.
    
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17. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    My friend just got a new dog♥
    She only has 3 legs♥
    I suggested naming her Eileen♥
    [I lean]
    ♥
    
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18. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Why yes, i do spontaneously
    break out into ninja movesツ
    
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19. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    The object to your left is now your
    weapon of choice in the upcoming
    zombie apocalypse. What is it?
    ☠
    comment what it is
    
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20. LaniesMyName
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Anyone else realizing that
    Drake&Josh
    are taking over Witty?
    
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