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LaaLookitaa

1. LaaLookitaa
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 8:23pm UTC
   My biology teacher: I hate shopping you know? , like I hate people that's why I shop online.
   Me: *raises hand* So are you a soacially awkward potato?
   Her: Yes, I'm a soacially awkward potato.
   
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2. LaaLookitaa
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   January 12, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   L.A.M.E
   Literally.Awsome.Megally.Excellent
   
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3. LaaLookitaa
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2013 4:50pm UTC
   *In Car *
   Me: *see's ran over coyote* Aww look Dad!
   Dad: Did you know coyotes are smart they adapt in any place, you know they learn how to cross roads from other coyotes
   Mom: Well that one was real smart.
   
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4. LaaLookitaa
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   January 5, 2013 7:25pm UTC
   So Steve, I think you did a great job with the new witty. Me likey ♥
   
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5. LaaLookitaa
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   December 26, 2012 7:36pm UTC
   My Dad's Boss*talking to my dad*: Okay, look here are the lands they got here in Disneyland. They got Tomorrowland, etc..
   Since my dad doesn't speak english this is what he tought.
   Dad:So is that only for tomorrow?
   True story. LOL
   
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6. LaaLookitaa
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   December 20, 2012 11:49am UTC
   *At the mall with my mother*
   Me:*See's a group of girls laughing & giggling*
   Me: Omg, Are they laughing at me? *takes out ipod pretends to text*
   Me: *crashes into wall*
   Mom: Real Smooth....
   
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7. LaaLookitaa
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   December 18, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   Lies all you told me where lies, you never really felt that way.
   (c) LaaLookitaa
   
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8. LaaLookitaa
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   December 17, 2012 12:29pm UTC
   Please Don't Leave Me..
   
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9. LaaLookitaa
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   December 17, 2012 10:56am UTC
   *Power Goes Out*
   Me: MOM WHERE ARE YOU?!?! IT'S SO DARK
   Mom: I'm at the living room don't come running here!
   Me: Okay *goes running to living room*
   Me: *crashes on wall*
   *Power Goes Back On*
   Mom: Told ya so...
   
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10. LaaLookitaa
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Friend: I Barely ate today, all I ate was 4 crackers
    Me: Mee too! I Only ate pancakes for breakfeast a bag of hot cheetos and some chicken wings.
    Friend: Barely Huh?
    
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11. LaaLookitaa
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    November 20, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    It started with a whisper & that was when I kissed her
    
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12. LaaLookitaa
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    November 19, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.♥ 
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    i got nothing to lose, why not. :)
    ♥ I wish this was true♥ 
    
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13. LaaLookitaa
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    November 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Gibby: So Spencer is not Carly's dad?
    iCarly is ending no more Gibby :c
    
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14. LaaLookitaa
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    November 10, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    *has headphones on and is listening to music*
    Me: *has a mental party*'
    Reality:
    Me: *spaz attacks*
    
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15. LaaLookitaa
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    November 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Friend: Omg! You look pretty today!
    Me: Sorry
    Me: I mean thanks
    (True Story) xD.
    
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16. LaaLookitaa
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    November 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Friend:Ugh I want a lizard or a snake x)
    Me: I got lizards in my backyard..
    Friend: Those are ghetto lizards
    
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17. LaaLookitaa
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    November 10, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    *Me & Family goes to a weird town*
    Mom: These people are so weird every street we go to theres a weirdo.
    Me: THIS IS MY KIND OF PEOPLE YEAHH! *starts dancing to gangnam style*
    Me: EYYYYYY SEXY LADYYYY
    Mom: Yep, these are your people
    
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18. LaaLookitaa
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    November 1, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Me:*logs on to Witty*
    Me: *Sees 0 nontifcations*
    Me: THIS IS PROGRESSS!!!
    
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19. LaaLookitaa
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Love comes in different shapes & sizes and that's the beauty of it♥
    
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20. LaaLookitaa
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    September 22, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    I'm heart broken so heartbroken that I can feel the physical pain. In my heart and in my left hand<|3
    
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