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Karlz*
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July 22, 2010 2:55am UTC

Bella: What are you doing here?
Jacob: You invited me, remember?
Bella: Incase my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate; That was me UNINVITING you.

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Karlz*
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July 22, 2010 2:50am UTC

Silly Bandz<3

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Karlz*
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July 22, 2010 2:40am UTC

Do you ever wonder...
How you make a girl feel?

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Karlz*
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July 22, 2010 2:34am UTC

Bella: I HATE you, Jacob Black.
Jacob: That's good. Hate is a PASSIONATE emotion.
Bella: I'll give you passionate. MURDER. The ultimate crime of passion.

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Karlz*
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July 22, 2010 2:19am UTC

You're loosing me, doc. Could you dumb it down?
Jacob to Carslile, Breaking Dawn,

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 6:05am UTC

I'm Smiling.
That alone should scare you.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 6:02am UTC

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:32am UTC

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart for so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:22am UTC

Here's a reason why FLYING CARS are a bad idea:
Running out of gas over the PACIFIC OCEAN.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:20am UTC

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark??

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:12am UTC

Guy#1: Who are you and how did you get in here?!?!?
Guy#2: I'm Frank, the locksmith, and, well... I'm a locksmith.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:09am UTC

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:06am UTC

He who laughs, didn't get it.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:05am UTC

Duct tape is like the force; it has a dark side, it has a light side, and holds the world together.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 5:01am UTC

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 4:57am UTC

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 4:52am UTC

It is true that we don't know what we've got until it's lost, but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 4:43am UTC

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.
-Hands held high, Linkin Park

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 4:39am UTC

Hello.
I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
---,@

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Karlz*
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July 20, 2010 4:36am UTC

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

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