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LOL_comeatmebro

1. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 10:00am UTC
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2. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 9:56am UTC
   comeback#18
   you should wear a condom on your head, cause if you gonna act like a dick might as well dress like one.
   
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3. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 9:52am UTC
   comeback#17
   have you been shopping lately?they're selling lives at the mall-you should get one.
   
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4. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 9:47am UTC
   comeback#16
   pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
   
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5. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 9:43am UTC
   comeback#15
   man, i bet you were up all night working on that one
   
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6. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 9:39am UTC
   comeback#14
   it's cause im white isn't it?
   
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7. LOL_comeatmebro
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   August 31, 2011 9:35am UTC
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   August 31, 2011 9:31am UTC
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   August 31, 2011 9:27am UTC
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10. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 9:22am UTC
    comeback#10
    how did you get there? did someone leave your cage open?
    
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11. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 9:18am UTC
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12. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 9:14am UTC
    comeback#8
    you must've been born a highway. that's where most accidents happen
    
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13. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 9:09am UTC
    comeback#7
    i had a nightmare last night. i dreamt i was you
    
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14. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 9:05am UTC
    comeback#6
    we can always tell when your lying. your lips move
    
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15. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 9:01am UTC
    comeback#5
    i'd like to kick you in the teeth. but why should i improve your looks?
    
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16. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 8:57am UTC
    comeback#4
    roses are red, violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you
    
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17. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 8:53am UTC
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18. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 8:48am UTC
    comeback#2
    who let the fuse on your tampon?
    
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19. LOL_comeatmebro
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    August 31, 2011 8:43am UTC
    comeback#1
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    
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