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delirant
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Popular Girl
I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
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Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
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Me
I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
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My Dad You have me!:D
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amoisttowelette
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC

God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so sexy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes!

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tswiftforever13
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December 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC

Can you relate?
You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Dear middle school girl
who thinks shes a Victoria's
Secrets model, Mind if i
borrow a tissue? Sincerely,
its falling out of your bra
♥
(follow me, i follow back!)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:58pm UTC

Wanna hear a joke about cats?
LOL. Just kitten.

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NeverFailReachSucess
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November 25, 2011 12:06pm UTC

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Jade672
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November 24, 2011 8:05pm UTC

"Its gunna be ok.."
"yeah because its not happening to you!"

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Cool story bro.
Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale:
Once upon a time, I don't give a sh*t.
the end.
theunicorn

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 10:47am UTC

It's not PMS,
It's you.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 10:17pm UTC

interested in:
❒ Men
❒ Woman
✔ hate everyone.

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taylorxo107
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 6:55pm UTC

Dear stomach fat,
>> you have two op t ions.
move to my boobs,
or gtfo.
nmf
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LASparks21
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 11:12am UTC

Bestfriends are the ones with us whenever, wherever,however, and most importantly
FOREVER.
♥
nmf

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 4:27pm UTC

F is for
Friends who do stuff together.
U is for
You and meeeeee,
N is for
any where, at anytime at all,
Down here, in the deep blue sea
- spongebob ♥

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anonymouus
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:07pm UTC

"i'm cold too.."
"well damn jackie! i
can't control the
weather!" (:

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ImmaBeWitty
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November 18, 2011 4:27pm UTC

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 5:01pm UTC

Love sucks
h a r d e r t h a n a s k a n k o n h e r k n e e s .

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woahhitzjordan
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Yeah, I'm that girl...
I straighten my hair every day.
I hide my face with makeup.
I talk about a lot of people behind their backs.
I'm a cheerleader.
I'll wear a pushup bra every once in a while.
I have cried myself to sleep.
Because
My hair isn't naturally beautiful.
My face isn't pretty enough without it.
So does everyone else, at least I admit it.
But I do it because it's fun, not to get guys.
There's pressure everywhere to have the perfect body. I don't have it.
I just can't handle it at times.
Yeah, I'm that girl.
nmf/nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 2:56pm UTC

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I'm the type of person
that will try to make everyone smile.
But when I am in need of a smile,
Who's there for me?
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format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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