KelliePineGreen

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I'm cold here without you.

-- What you need, what you deserve, is a guy who adores you for what you are. Who doesn't see you as a project, but a prize.
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--Envy is the desire to possess something you don't have; Jealousy is the fear of losing something you don't possess.

KelliePineGreen
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April 23, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Patrick: Are you squidward?
Fire hydrant:......
Patrick: That's okay, take your time.
nmq.

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KelliePineGreen
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April 22, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Oh please,
I thought Josh Hutcherson was cute in Zathura

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KelliePineGreen
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April 17, 2012 8:40pm UTC

90'S KID TEST.
HOW ARE PENCILS AND CASSETTE TAPES RELATED IN SOME WAY?

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KelliePineGreen
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April 17, 2012 6:31pm UTC

http://67.19.222.106/love/audio/lovesmenot.mp3
listen to this WTF?

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KelliePineGreen
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April 16, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Beautiful people everywhere.
Talking about how many people flirted with them that day.
....and then there's me, just like, "My dog tried to lick my face earlier."

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April 16, 2012 1:37pm UTC

I'm a female.
Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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KelliePineGreen
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April 15, 2012 9:47pm UTC

I'm walkin' on sunshine.

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April 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Me: I'm pretty happy with life right now.
Life: Oh no, you're happy? This is terrible. I have to fix this.

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KelliePineGreen
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April 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Roses are red
violets are red, grass is red, ....oh sh*t the garden is on fire.

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April 15, 2012 4:19pm UTC

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April 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC

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