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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Amenah
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October 18, 2013 11:50am UTC

High school is not about finding your husband.
It's about finding your bridesmaids.
NMQ.
because tagging 'nmq' is kind of cheating, imo.

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yeabuddy
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October 17, 2013 9:22pm UTC

"Its impossible" said pride.
"Its risky" said experience.
"Its pointless" said reason.
"Give it a try" whispered the heart.

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infinityCx*
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October 17, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Girl: Babe I'm pregnant
Boy: I guess I'm off then.
Girl: where are you going?
Boy: to find a job and give you two the best I can.
Imagine if society was like this. 😴

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 6:18pm UTC

About two months ago
My sister did something
I don't remember what
But I swore to get revenge.
Well,
Our relationship is weird
I'm terrifyed of her,
She's terrifyed of me,
Of course, she's forgot about it by now,
Dawn and Josh are out,
And I had about two and a half hours alone,
So I decided this was the time.
I glued her windows shut and painted them black so it was with dark
I also took the lightbulbs out of every lamp
She's been deathly afraid of puppets since Dead Silence (Mary Shaw..)
So I filled her room with evil looking clown dolls and made sure to put one next to her bed
Upon her entering her room, she shut the door
I put a chair under her door knob, so she couldn't leave,
Is it bad that I'm sitting here laughing and typing this while she's screaming her head off?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Today my sister was on the phone
With someone from a college she's applying to, and at the end of the conversation she went, "Okay love you bye."
And the best part is she didn't even notice.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Size is a number.
Age is a number.
Height is a number.
Weight is a number.
But you're not a number.
You're a collection of
memories and stories.
You're the yawns and sneezes
of your life.
You're the sun and moon
that change every day.
You're not a number on a
tag, birthday, ruler or scale.
You're you
and I love you even
if you don't.
I guess I'll just love us enough for two.
(IO)
.

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Andrew_Was_Here
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Can you remember who you were
before the world told you
who you should be?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC

I'm sorry I keep looking at
your chest while you're talking. It's just so beautiful. Is it oak?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Enrolled in a new school today
:)
can i cry yet?
:(

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gab*
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May 20, 2013 6:11pm UTC

periods
day 1: Hey, guess what? You're not pregnant! Hold on, did you hear me? You're NOT pregnant!
day 2: You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! yOUU'RE NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Ooh, let me give you some killer cramps just to make sure that you know that you're not going to be carrying any babies. And whenever you laugh, sneeze, or get up after sitting for a long time--I'll have to project my red voice again loudly that you have no need to take a pregnancy test because you know how sometimes you don't hear things! Forget that swim party you were going to go to, no way you'll be able to have fun with my constant reminders, but you just need to know you aren't pregnant! I know you'll want to eat chocolate and stay in bed all day but please just remember you are NOTtttT PregNantttTT. NOTtttT PregNantttTT.
day 3: You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! No fetuses in your uterus this month! Did you hear me this time, do I need to scream it again? YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT! Don't expect a bump on your tummy! Did I forget to mention that you're not pregnant?
day 4: Okay, I think you get the idea now. You're putting away your pads and tampons now but I'm not quite 100% sure I got my point across. I must remind you again and scream blaringly at you when you are the most unprepared that you are NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Sorry if I stain your clothes.
day 5: My voice is tired. I hope I screamed loud enough so you'd know you are indeed not pregnant. My next visit is undetermined, but goodbye for now!

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Me: *puts on snuggie*
Me: I'm livin' the snug life.
Dora:
Cat:
Miley Cyrus:
Mom:
Mom: Do you even have friends

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Me: *sees cute boy*
Me: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
Me: With my own mouth
Me: Softly, because I like you.

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BlackButterflies
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March 12, 2013 5:15am UTC

i dunno about you guys but i'm still not over the fact that Fred, Sirius, Lupin and Tonks died :/

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glitter162*
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August 29, 2013 5:33pm UTC

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Men say that a woman's
place is in the kitchen. Just remember that's where all the knives are.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..
I still don't know where my pencil is though.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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