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wittyquotesgurl
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October 12, 2012 8:48pm UTC

"Ugh hurry up"
I said as I waited for my computer to turn on.

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 13, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Have anyone else ever
looked at someone and thought "Wow, I wish I could be like her."

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC

who needs
SOCIAL NETWORKS
when you
got witty?

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 7:57pm UTC

f∞d

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Hid your music player so no one could pause the music on your profile? Not impressed.
ಠ╭╮ಠ

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 9:14pm UTC

♚
KEEP CALM
AND- CALM?
SCREW THAT,
I'M A FANGIRL.

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KawaiiGlitteryPastelUnicorns
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:01am UTC

Come on Barbie let's go party!

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HeresJuju
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:26pm UTC

☐ Cute ☑ Kawaii ☐ Precious ☐ Adorable

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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hotchick123
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October 16, 2012 3:06pm UTC

My Dad: *on laptop* What is www.wittyprofiles.com
Me: *dies*

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 2:54pm UTC

When I was younger .
I'd always tell my dad how many friends I had.
I should of listened to him when he told me that I'd only need 1 or 2 friends in my life .
It would of saved me a lot of time and tears.

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jariley*
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Regina George got
Channing Tatum in The Vow,
Karen Smith got Channing Tatum in Dear John,
and none for Gretchen Weiners.

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oOCheshireLuluOo
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 3:46pm UTC

There was a spider in my bathroom
So I sprayed it with hairspray
It didn't die
But it's hair looks fabulous

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Smart phones
have very stupid batteries.

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Booboowow
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Dear Monday's trust me
no one likes you

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yuijfr
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 1:15pm UTC

I tried to send you something sexy but the mailman told me to get out of the mail box
lms

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ArtLover
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Things I hate #4:
When I have to sneeze and I'm making the most ackwardest face in the world, and it just doesnt happen... -_-

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Merlin
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 1:20pm UTC

I DO A LOT OF THINKING
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
-i play scenes in my head
-i practice the things i want to say
-i have endless "what IFS"
-i make plans for the next day
-i think of all the people i miss
i think of all the people i hate
-i ask myself a lot of questions

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Futureweasley
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Tall Girl problems #2
Boob-to-face hugs
like for a series

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Merlin
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October 15, 2012 1:39pm UTC

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