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niCol22
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October 23, 2012 8:28am UTC

Dude are you ready to party?!?!? :D
Umm who is this...?
Oh sorry...wrong number!! bye!
...but I want to party...
nmf

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send_me_a_smile
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:56am UTC

Yes, $99.99 is sooo much cheaper than $100...

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katiekakes
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 10:55am UTC

STEVE!
Did I just see a
"Love Mondays"
advert? What is wrong
with you?

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KawaiiLlamas
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I ♥Spank!
What is Spank!?
Spank! is a kawaii vintage retro 80's pop kei/fairy kei store that sells pre-owned items, the owner of Spank! is Tavuchi who people often call Tabuchi. she started the whole fairy kei and pop kei with Spank!, ever since then Japan has never been the same...in a good way. ♥
>‿‿◕

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acote27
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Anyone else just feel that earthquake?
Brb while I go change my pants...

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BlueEyedNobody
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Shoutout to Kim Kardashian
for being a celebrity
without any reason at all.
-♥-
Format by Cookiedo

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 9:49pm UTC

In class
Teacher: There will be a new seating chart tomorrow
Person sitting next to me: Oh my god yes finallyyy!!!
Me: Biitch why are you so glad, you're gonna be missing my awesomeness!

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Dear hair,
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP FLYING ON MY FACE WHILE I'M IN P.E.?
Sincerly, I need to see to be athletic

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 5:58pm UTC

When Drake and Josh randomly received nachos
Josh: We didn't order those
Drake: Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it.
Oh my, Drake's words are so wise.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Sorry, if you don't like Drake & Josh or Suite Life of Zack and Cody, we just can't be friends.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I wave to the security cameras
because I'm that nice. ツ

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Please, don't give up yet.
Just try one more time.
Don't stop until you did your best.
Y o u c a n d o i t .

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 7:49pm UTC

"Never mind"
is something I say a lot
since people don't bother
to listen to me the first time.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Me: Hey, how does my hair look?
My friend: Good
Me: Okay thanks
Me: *decides to look at a mirror a minute later*
Me: ......o.O
Me: PEASANT, YOU LIED TO ME!!

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Pretending
your towel is a designer dress
right after you just took a shower.
♥

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I feel very frustrated
because I always feel like I annoy anyone I talk to. No matter how hard I try not to annoy someone, I somehow always still end up annoying people. It upsets me that I can't really stop it. I could only say I'm sorry for being who I am.

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 7, 2012 11:02pm UTC

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Headphones on =
music video mode activated ♥

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Oh snap!
Heyy sweet thang
Tartar sauce!
Where's Perry?
Hug me brotha!
Sweet niblets!

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