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xHello
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July 18, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you're capable of answering my text message..

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timraandnicole
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July 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC

...am I seriously the only one who thinks its wrong to have a
Witty boyfriend/Girlfriend?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hapinky9978
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:36am UTC

When a guy has prettier eyes than most girls.
♥

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$*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC

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My quote,dont steal
MeeAndYoouFormats
KEEP THIS CREDIT OR I'LL ENTER YOU 5000000 TIMES INTO THE HUNGER GAMES.
www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com

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xHello
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Buy a sheep
Name it "relation"
You now have a relationsheep.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC

me: Mom, can I go out?
mom: I don't care just don't forget your keys.
me: Aren't you going to ask where I'm going or give me a curfew...?
mom: We both know you'll be at the park or getting food.
me:
mom:
me:
me:I could be hanging out with boys.
mom:
me:
mom: HAHAHAHA
mom: Omg this is so funny!!
mom: Wait until i tell my friends this!
mom: "I might be with boys!" *Robotic Voice* HAHA
mom: Oh god I almost believed you there for a sec..
mom: Phew, I needed a good laugh.
mom: Seriously though where are you going?

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:42pm UTC

What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC

A little boy goes up to his father and asks, "How was I born?"
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a
secluded and isolated room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and
since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared that said:
You've got Male.

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:17pm UTC

There are so many scams these days,
send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:40am UTC

"When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them."
See this? Steve really does listen to us (:

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:02pm UTC

I don't agree with gay marriage. I think it's wrong, and unnatural.
Many of you are probably disgusted with me by now, but let me just say, there are bible verses that state that homosexuality is a sin. I understand some of your opinions, but i have some of my own. Please just read this:
You say, "God accepts all people."
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Now, I'm not trying to say I hate gay people, or anything like that,
I'm just doing this to stick up for myself and other people who have the same opinion as me. We get a lot of hate for thinking this. But we do have a valid reason for being against gay marriage. It goes against the Christian religion. Say what you want to me, no comments will be deleted, because everyone should be able to express their opinions... Including myself. And I'm not going to apologize for what i believe.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:22am UTC

"If you don’t dream big, then what’s the
point of dreaming, If you don’t have
faith there’s nothing worth believing"
- Justin Bieber ♡
format credit to OneDirection

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ForeverAlone_x
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Here's to the girls
Who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a pizza instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who don't like the way they look. Who don't get all the guys. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of baggy t-shirts. Who aren't ''popular'' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who don't get everything they want. Who have to earn their own money. Who don't have a guy to tell them they are beautiful. Who feel ugly next to their friends. Here's to all the girls, who are just
like me

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shadysback
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July 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Who else Thinks this is wrong:
The username sjfashionfever and wellsphills
staged a car accident that "sjfashionfever"
was in saying she was in the ICU and near
death.
Miraculously, she is back on witty 2 days
later. It's a scam.
Thousands of people die in car accidents every year.
This is not something to joke about.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:21pm UTC

life is a roller coaster
i t ' s y o u r c h o i c e w h e t h e r y o u
Scream and hide your head,
OR THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND
enjoy the ride.

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Yay2horses
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Dear People of Witty:
This is Connor, one of Ash's friends from archery.
Last night, she died.
She threw herself in front of a moving car.
I was with her.
We were coming back from the woods, and she was telling me about this website, and how she'd been getting a lot of hate for the quote she posted about her life.
We were waiting to cross the street when she got this glint in her eye that I've never seen before. It scared me.
Before I could react, she ran into the middle of the road, right in front of a semi.
I watched it in slow-motion, and I screamed.
Finally, the road cleared.
All I saw was a mangled, bloody mess.
She was dead.
Later that night, I went to her house, and up to her room.
Her journal was open to a page saying this:
Dear whoever cared to find this:
I'm probably already dead, if you're readig this.
And, I have some apologisies.
1. I'm sorry, to the people who called me an attention who.re.
2. I'm sorry for making me seem better than the rest of you. I am not.
3. I'm sorry for all the people on witty to endure my 'annoying bit.chyness'.
4. I'm sorry to the people on witty for ever being borm.
Then at the bottom, she gave the user and pass to go on and make this quote.
She also signed her name in blood.
I just have to say a big thank you to all you people her made her do this to herself.
Made my best friend do this.
I wanted to marry her someday.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC

"I can't help but try
and find my
future wife
in the croud"
-Niall Horan

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:43am UTC

Me: Wow, I'm home alone
Me: *In the shower* I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *Comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on witty
Tumblr

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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