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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 18, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Me: *on Witty at 2 a.m., half awake*
Me: Just one more page...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xXjustapersonXx
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July 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Admit it,
you once recorded yourself singing and almost died.

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karma99
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July 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Everyone is...
Better.
Prettier.
Skinnier.
Smarter.
Funnier.
Happier.
Than me.

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Jahyvie
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July 18, 2012 4:11pm UTC

*Me Casually riding around with my brother in car when I see 2 teenage boys riding bikes*
Me: *rolls down window*
Brother: Oh no.....
Me: *Right as we pass them* PEEEENNNN!!!!!SSSS
Boys on bike: *Look back at car and crash into each other*
Me: Success.

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mylittlesecret13
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July 18, 2012 9:34am UTC

Re-watching The Lion King when you're older
and realizing Simba got laid during the song
"Can you feel the love tonight?"

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cantbreakme_alreadybroken
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July 18, 2012 11:07am UTC

So You can pay $6,445,883 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can feed them?

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Nirenberge213
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July 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Here's to the 90's kids
who don't make the 2000's kids feel useless.

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Baileylovespie

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July 18, 2012 9:56am UTC

Day 50
without cutting<3

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mawiaah9
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July 18, 2012 10:03pm UTC

That panic attack you get when your parents say
we need to have a talk.
nmf

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littlemisssarcasm
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July 18, 2012 3:31pm UTC

'Apparently 75% of pupils are good at maths.'
Oh well. I must be part of the other 55%.

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Muffin1811
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July 18, 2012 10:03pm UTC

& I wonder...
Have I ever made Steve laugh...?
MQ/format credit to narwhallayouts.weebly.com

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LilCShawty
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July 18, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Respect old people,they graduated without Google and Wikipedia

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC

"My accent always works
with girls.
They like it
I have no idea why."
-Niall Horan

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AustinH
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July 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC

One Direction,
If you wanted to take over the world,
you did a pretty good job.

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lozza821
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July 18, 2012 8:02pm UTC

That awkward moment
When a guy accidentally hits your boob.

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IAmAndrew
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July 18, 2012 9:06am UTC

.etouq siht daer nac s'suoineg ylnO

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xHello
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July 18, 2012 3:52pm UTC

*drake & josh*
Josh: Hey I just met you
Josh: And this is crazy
Josh: But my dad married your mom
Josh: SO HUG ME BROTHHA!

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BlackButterflies
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July 18, 2012 6:50pm UTC

does anyone else remember when Miley dated Willis, but then she found out he was only eleven and three quarters?
blacklace

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Gryffindor123
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July 18, 2012 9:23am UTC

Hey, you're color-blind right?
Yeah, why?

No reason, just wondering.
Oh.

Guess what I got you for your birthday?!

What????!!!

A Rubik's cube.
I hate you.

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