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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
    Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
    Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
    people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
    any other quotes becomes top quote.
    Ferb: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas:ok
    In the backyard
    Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
    Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
    Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
    quote
    Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
    Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
    computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
    Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
    Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
    this account on wittyprofiles.
    Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
    Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
    Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
    and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
    Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
    and got just 50 followers.
    Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
    Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
    Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
    guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
    witty account?
    Phineas: yes, we are
    Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
    Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
    *perry gets trapped in a cage*
    Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
    you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
    evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
    not. So i decided to delete his account with this
    delete-inator.
    Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
    website. Come come, over there
    Mom: ok candice,
    *perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
    *perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
    direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
    *rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
    account*
    *delete-inator gets broken*
    Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
    Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
    Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
    isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
    Candice: but but but *shocked*
    Perry:grrr
    Phineas: oh there you are perry

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    guys, i was playing table tennis in PE and to cut a long story short, i managed to hit the ball at such an angle that it flew up some random guy's shorts.
    this is why you can't have nice things, lizzy.

  3. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Deadly Games
    ~Chapter Ten~
    “Oh hello, David! You’re looking rather nice this morning, took some time to get ready today?” Ms. Mary smiled at David as he set his bag behind the counter and punched something into the computer.
    He laughed once. “I guess so!” He turned to face us both, smiling. “And how are you, Della?”
    His smile was all it took to calm me down. I set my teacup down and smiled at him. “Good, thank you.”
    Ms. Mary looked at me quizzically. “Yes. It does seem that you’re better now, doesn’t it?”
    I quickly pushed off of the chair and walked over to David. “Oh Ms. Mary, I’ve never been better!” I threw a quick smile in David’s direction.
    “Hmm, well, you keep an eye on her, okay David? She wasn’t too well this morning,” Ms. Mary got up carefully to get another cup of tea.
    I watched her struggle to lift the teapot with her shaking hands.
    “Let me help you with that,” David said as he rushed to hold the pot for her.
    “Thank you, deary. My muscles aren’t what they used to be, that’s for sure...” Ms. Mary trailed off as she shuffled into the back room.
    David chuckled as Ms. Mary began to sing an old forgotten tune that no one around here had heard of.
    “I really do wish she would take it easier,” I said, pushing a lock of hair behind my ear.
    “Yeah… how old is she now?” David asked, tidying up the counter a bit.
    “Eighty-six, her birthday is in May,” I said, folding my arms on the counter. “She’s pretty lively for her age.”
    David laughed. “Just like you!” He playfully pushed my forearm.
    As I had been lying on the floor of my bedroom, Trey had gotten up to do who knows what. He had stood above me, watching me lay lifeless.
    “Get up,” he had growled at me, receiving no answer. “GET UP.”
    I had refused to move, hoping he would leave me there. With an unattractive grunt, he kicked me hard in my forearm.
    Tears filled my eyes as David’s fingers pushed into my purple bruise as I tried desperately to hold back a yelp.
    David withdrew his hand suddenly, his squinted with curiosity. “You all right?”
    I averted my eyes, nodding slightly, hoping he’d drop it.
    Without a word, he reached over to my arm and pulled up my sleeve. Purple splotches littered my arm.
    I yanked my arm away, pulling my sleeve back down, my face blushing once again.
    “Della, are these from him?” David asked as he remembered me talking of Trey yesterday. His voice was sad and pitiful.
    I looked away to the window, watching the snow begin to fall once again in large flakes, the sky darkened with big, grey clouds.
    I felt his hand grasp onto mine and when I turned to face him, I saw that his eyes had clouded over as well.
    “I’m going to get you through this,” David intertwined his fingers in mine.
    I looked down at our hands joined as one as tears flooded my eyes.
    With a gentle finger, he lead my chin up to face him. “We’re going to get through this.”
    LEAVE ME FEEDBACK THANKS.Super short chapter. If I get fifteen comments, I'll post another tonight.
    ~Fave;Follow;Comment~


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    God doesnt want to be one of many
    He want to be our one and only
    t
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  6. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    I feel really awkward posting my quotes under funny
    because then I'm like
    "What if people don't find this funny though..."

  7. lovelifelikethis123 lovelifelikethis123
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    i want a father like liam.
    i want a brother like louis.
    i want a guy bestfriend like niall.
    i want a boyfriend like harry or zayn.
    i want somone like my boys, our boys, in
    ONE DIRECTION.
    *fave if you agree.* <33333

  8. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    B e i n g s i n g l e
    DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE WEAK.
    it means that you're strong enough
    to wait for what you deserve.
    -Niall Horan

  9. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Easter:
    The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    "All the boys that lose our Directioners are so stupid.
    They'll never find such beautiful girls like them in the world."
    -Niall Horan

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Fave if you
    Watched One Direction on iCarly.

  12. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but should
    have everlasting life.
    ~John 3:16~

  13. juliebrat99 juliebrat99
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Am I the only person
    whos ever wanted to be a mermaid?

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Zayn: Did she say butter sock?
    Liam: Is that a sock?
    Louis: FULL OF BUTTER?!?
    Freddie: Here's my idea.
    Niall: Does it involve the butter sock?
    OHMYGODNIALLYOUARESOCUTE

  15. hannahxx hannahxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:11am UTC
    Clowns are well scary
    O.o

  16. LiveLifeLong LiveLifeLong
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    A guy and a girl can be just friends,
    But at point or another,
    They will fall for
    Each other ♥
    Maybe at the wrong time,
    Maybe temporarily,
    Maybe too late,
    But maybe forever ♥

  17. directionerrr directionerrr
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:11am UTC
    One Direction is becoming too famous
    and everyone gets annoyed when I mention them.
    I'm now referring to them as
    Niall and the Potatos
    nmf

  18. Kaylahkittyx13 Kaylahkittyx13
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    we're all mature....
    until someone brings out the bubble wrap

  19. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:09pm UTC
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    live, the revolution lives.

  20. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, see Niall Horan?
    Requested by MyWittyProfile
    Comment to request one
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