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JustNodandSmile

1. JustNodandSmile
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2014 8:27pm UTC
   Thanks Lupita Nyong'o
   for making black the new black.
   
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2. JustNodandSmile
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   February 2, 2014 6:08pm UTC
   I hear the Superbowl has funny commercials...
   I guess I'll watch that then.
   
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3. JustNodandSmile
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   January 22, 2014 4:43pm UTC
   Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
   Because he didn't want to die.
   
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4. JustNodandSmile
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   January 14, 2014 6:18pm UTC
   Man, high school would be so much better if there were carpeted floors.
   
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5. JustNodandSmile
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   January 5, 2014 6:24pm UTC
   Me the day after my period ends: Let the countdown begin.
   
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6. JustNodandSmile
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   December 8, 2013 4:14pm UTC
   Three Stages of Lazy
   1.) Wearing mismatched socks
   2.) Failing to look for the remote, and thus, watching QVC for an hour and a half
   3.) Not reeding over quote before posting it.
   
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7. JustNodandSmile
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   December 7, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   me being nice: *faving a quote I've seen before*
   
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8. JustNodandSmile
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   December 5, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   Sometimes, I stay up late on schoolnights
   just so the next day,
   I can complain to people
   about how tired I am
   
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9. JustNodandSmile
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC
   [scenario 1]
   The Subtle Bragger
   Girl: Uggh. I hate when people touch my hair and tell me how pretty it is.
   Me: No.
   
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10. JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    25 days of Christmas, anybody?
    
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11. JustNodandSmile
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    November 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Confession #1
    sometimes, when I'm bored, i just click on random people's profiles and judge them based solely on the song they have up.
    
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12. JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    You know the internet stalks you when the Youtube commercial you get right before watching a video
    is the Diverget trailer.
    
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13. JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    That sinking feeling you get when you're like a page away from finishing a book,
    but the plot isn't even close to being resolved.
    
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14. JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Me Trying to Rap
    Somebody, gimme a beat
    Ugh, ugh
    Ugh
    Ugh
    So I was up in the club just dropping lo
    And then this guy started tryna go
    So I said, hey, dude, don't be a mo
    Cause you ain't got my swaggie flo
    But if you want, just come at me bro
    *drops microphone like a G*
    
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15. JustNodandSmile
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    November 23, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Me flipping through top quotes
    Me clicking to go to the next page
    Me realizing that there's no "More Rad Quotes"
    Me rubbing my eyes to make sure that I'm not seeing things
    Me laughing like a jackal
    
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16. JustNodandSmile
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    November 20, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    bag of cookies: 90 calories per serving
    serving size: the crubs at the bottom of the bag
    
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17. JustNodandSmile
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    November 18, 2013 9:15am UTC
    I'm so badbutt for being on here during school hours.
    
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18. JustNodandSmile
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    November 17, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    That song's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out.
    Got me singing like...
    .
    
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19. JustNodandSmile
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    November 15, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    "I hate weird people."
    Says the weirdest kid in the class.
    
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20. JustNodandSmile
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    November 13, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Is it cool to spell you're as your now?
    Are people now doing this on purpose?
    Am I missing something?
    
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