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JustDropItLikeItsHot

1. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 11:33am UTC
   Attractive guy: I wish I had a girlfriend..
   Me: I VOLUNTEER! i VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
   
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2. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   I hope you drop a penny off the
   Empire State building, and then decide you really like that penny and jump after it.
   
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3. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   I said I was over it.
   Over it. Not over you.
   
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4. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   I COMPARE MYSELF TO
   EVERY GIRL WHO WALKS BY.
   
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5. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   WHATEVER HAPPENS,
   KEEP SMILING.
   
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6. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   I'm not perfect but please
   don't give up on me.
   
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7. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2012 3:35pm UTC
   YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,
   don't ever change.
   
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8. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   You're gonna catch a cold,
   from the ice inside your soul.
   
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9. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   I don't want to be your whole life;
   just your favorite part.
   
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10. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:45pm UTC
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11. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I take "k" as a goodbye.
    
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12. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Saying to your friends
    " If we get caught here's the story."
    
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13. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Either my sarcasm is amazingly believable
    or you're just amazinigly stupid.
    
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14. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    When I'm alone I can type perfectly.
    As soon as someone is watching me: asdk;mfjgdd;nh
    
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15. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    B4? NO, IT'S BEFORE.
    WE SPEAK ENGLIGH, NOT BINGO.
    
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16. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    " You had to be there!"
    " I was. It wasn't funny."
    
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17. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    That awkward eye
    contact with your ex.
    
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18. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    "Because I said so!"
    Gee thanks, that really clears things up.
    
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19. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    STEVE;
    is such a ladies man.
    
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20. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:04am UTC
    When You Sneeze On Your Pericd:
    NIAGRA FALLS.
    
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