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bazinga
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September 1, 2012 9:06am UTC

Niall:She's cute
Harry:She's adorable
Louis:She's preety
Liam:She's perfect
Zayn:She's reading this.

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emluvsgummybears
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August 31, 2012 11:07pm UTC

me at 7 am: tired
me at 12 pm: tired
me at 3 pm: tired
me at 7 pm: tired
me at 10 pm: *yawn* tired
me at 3 am: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

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I_Dont_Know
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August 31, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 14, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say "your next" So, I started doing the same thing to them
At Funerals

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Amzybabe98
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:47pm UTC

*Watching The Hunger Games with my parents*
Mom: Is that Peeta?
Me: No mom, that's Katniss...

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Amenah
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August 3, 2012 2:56pm UTC

And in that moment, I realised that silence
--> has a sound.

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xxgoaliegirlxx
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August 30, 2012 9:15pm UTC

friends are like potatoes
If you eat them, they die.

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AlphaRomeo
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August 14, 2012 11:23am UTC

Are you a unicorn?
Yes
No
I have no idea
I'm bored xD

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beliebinchances
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September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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BreakAway43
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August 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC

The most beautiful, inspirational quotes,
gets 2 favorites.
A quote about taking a shower makes top quote.
HOW.

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kenefucy4321
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August 13, 2012 12:21am UTC

*Future*
Kids: Mommy, what's this? *hold up all seasons of Phineas and Ferb, and both (or more) movies.
Me: Oh, that was my favorite show when I was a kid.
Kids: Can we watch it?
Me: You wanna watch ALL of it?
Kids: *nods*
Me: Okay!!!
*5 hours later*
Husband: *walks in, sees what's on TV* Oh, no, Kennedy. Why are you making them watch that?
Me: They wanted to!
Daughter: Yeah! And Phineas is SO CUTE!!!!!
Me: BACK OFF, KID, HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!! And, he's too old for you now.
Husband: *facepalm*

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beyourself03
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July 31, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Witty is like the Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
We are all not accepted by the people in our own lives
But we accept each others differences to create the website that is
Witty Profiles

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

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kenefucy4321
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June 30, 2012 9:50pm UTC

"Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not."
-City of Ashes, page 150

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awiciaaaxD
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September 30, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Zack and Cody graduated
Andy gave away his toys
Hannah told her secret
Phil went back to the future
The childhood I grew up to love?
Doesn't exist anymore.
<\3

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 7:28pm UTC

whenever I'm sad;
I try to imagine a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Gabbster722
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When your texting
and minutes feel like forever in an important convo.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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