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JuicyLove23

1. JuicyLove23
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   July 8, 2011 6:29pm UTC
   "Some people dream of having a big swimming pool. With me, it's closets."-Audrey Hepburn
   
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2. JuicyLove23
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   July 8, 2011 6:24pm UTC
   You taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll. --Lady Gaga
   
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3. JuicyLove23
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   July 8, 2011 6:19pm UTC
   “Three things you cannot recover in life: The moment after it’s missed, the word after it’s said, and the time after it’s wasted.”
   
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4. JuicyLove23
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   July 1, 2011 2:39pm UTC
   Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too.
   
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5. JuicyLove23
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   July 1, 2011 2:33pm UTC
   Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. --E.E. Cummings
   
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6. JuicyLove23
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   February 18, 2011 2:07am UTC
   There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
   
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7. JuicyLove23
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   February 18, 2011 2:02am UTC
   The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
   
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8. JuicyLove23
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   February 18, 2011 2:01am UTC
   Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
   
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9. JuicyLove23
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   February 18, 2011 1:59am UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
   
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10. JuicyLove23
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    February 18, 2011 1:52am UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
    
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11. JuicyLove23
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    February 18, 2011 1:48am UTC
    Love isn't easy; it's damn hard. It makes you go through things that you hoped you would never have to. But the marvelous thing about love is that it's always worth it in the end.
    
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