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Shelley♥*
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October 5, 2013 11:55am UTC

Favourite if your friends don't know about Witty and they think you're some kind of stand-up commedian

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Hale_Storm18
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September 14, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Math really isn't one of my strengths
4+4=I h9 my life

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JudyBeautyActress
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September 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Hey guys,
so I made a video to enter for a chance to do a comedy act at my school for an open mic night.
I used some of your rather tremendous quotes and corny (but yet, really funny) jokes
and I would also like to make this video not only an audition video, but a tribute to all youWittians out there.
Here is the link to the video and I really hope you enjoy:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWDSzoTXSQ

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Steve
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February 22, 2013 11:19pm UTC

Good habits result from resisting temptation.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 22, 2013 12:14pm UTC

there's a thin line
between word and world

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LolaLori
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February 21, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Turtle: Nothing's slower than me.
Snail: Want a bet?
Internet: B|tch, please.

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BlackButterflies
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February 21, 2013 11:28pm UTC

maybe there's a god above,
but all i've ever learned from love
was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
and it's not a cry you hear at night,
it's not somebody who's seen the light,
it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.

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JudyBeautyActress
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February 22, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Cause maybe you're lovable
and maybe you're my snowflake
and you're eyes turn from green to gray
in the winter i'll hold you in a cold place.

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itsamadworld
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January 27, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Are you made out of
copper and tellurium?
Because you're
Copper
29
Cu
Tellurium
52
Te

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Princess B-tch*
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January 27, 2013 6:32pm UTC

EVERYWHERE WE GO
people want to know
who we are
so we tell them.
WE ARE WITTYIANS.
MIGHTY MIGHT WITTIANS.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 27, 2013 11:46am UTC

do i ever sleep?
the world may never k(no)w
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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doublesidedice
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January 27, 2013 10:06am UTC

Today I don't feel like doing anything.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I'm in love with my bed.
We're perfect together.
But my alarm clock doesn't us together.
It's okay, he's just jealous.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 26, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Do we look alike?
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e5hibo&s=6

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bunnylover43
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January 25, 2013 9:21pm UTC

The UnExpected
Prologue
Aubrey's POV
Hi, my name is Aubrey Wilson.I live in Massachusetts. I have dark brown hair that curls at the tips and blue eyes. People say I could be the definition of perfect, but all I see in myself is a person who is truly ugly.
-January 9th, 2013-
I Gave the cab driver my luggage as I got into the back of the cab. I was off to college in New York. I never wanted to go to college because I found school throughout my life dull and unimportant. I often learnt things by myself, I didn't need a teacher in the front of the room teaching me how to do algebra that I would never use again.
As the cab driver started to drive off I put my ear buds in,turned the music up and watched the other cars go by on the road.
"College" I sighed.
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Hi this is my new story 'The UnExpected'. Sorry The prologue is short, I just wanted to kinda introduce the story. I'm hoping you guys will like this story seeing in past attempts only one to two people faved that story I was thinking of starting.
I will see how notifying people goes (If anyone even asks to be notified)
Feedback would be fantastic.

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alisonDB21
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January 25, 2013 8:40pm UTC

i
Does that look like a zombie to anybody else?

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