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I'm in love with my bed.
We're perfect together.
But my
alarm clock doesn't us together.
It's okay, he's just
jealous.
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I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect together. But

97 faves · 1 comments · Jan 27, 2013 3:13pm

JudyBeautyActress

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finny · love · jealousy · funny

JudyBeautyActress · 1 decade ago
Sorry, I meant to say "But my alarm clock doesn't want us together." And no, i'm not giving you the excuse of me being in a rush, that isn't true. My mistake again, I apologize.
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