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Joojoobees2011
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December 24, 2012 10:18am UTC

When you see car videos
And the whole time you're just like: who video tapes during a car ride?

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Joojoobees2011
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December 23, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Me: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!
*Me on break*
Me:
Me:
Me: What do I do now???
Me:
Me:*Goes to fridge*

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Joojoobees2011
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November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
Me: NO!
Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

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Joojoobees2011
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November 14, 2012 8:44pm UTC

"Time is money"
no idiot, time is time

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Joojoobees2011
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November 3, 2012 1:05am UTC

plot twist: the plot twist comes back

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Joojoobees2011
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October 13, 2012 10:58am UTC

When you write a quote,
log off,
and find it in top quotes a while later...
written by another person...
-__-

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Joojoobees2011
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October 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

My sister just got and iphone. So she gave her old smartphone(its screen was shattered but it still works) to my 5 year old sister. What she didn't know was that her old phone got a new number. So my little sister was jokingly calling my phone. And it worked.
So now my 5 year old sister has a working smartphone.....
Ladies and gentlmen I present to you 2012

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 10:22am UTC

\\Sometimes I wish\\
that you were the 'i' in pixar
and I was the lamp

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Comment for a follow c:
i swear i'll do it, cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye!

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:27pm UTC

When I was little
I thought that playtex sport commercial where selling weird sports tools...
0___0

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Joojoobees2011
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September 28, 2012 5:20pm UTC

plot twist: the plot has been twisted so many times that it's back where it started

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Joojoobees2011
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September 25, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Who else remembers??
the triplets from the oreo commercial who work together just so ther can have their oreos

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Joojoobees2011
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September 20, 2012 7:27am UTC

plot twist: all teachers took a whiteboard drawing class

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Joojoobees2011
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August 28, 2012 6:28pm UTC

\\I wonder if...\\
HALLOWEEN WAS MADE UP BY DENTISTS

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Joojoobees2011
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August 21, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Just doing a survey
fave if you're in highschool,
comment if you're in middle school.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:49pm UTC

does anyone want
t o b e m y w i t t y f r i e n d ?

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Joojoobees2011
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August 10, 2012 2:39pm UTC

^^^you highlighted that. didn't you?^^^

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Joojoobees2011
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July 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Plot twist: The police come before the big fight scene in a movie

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Joojoobees2011
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July 23, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Yes, i know witty has changed but it doesn't mean that everyone should complain about it. Just wait a while and you will get used to it one day. instead of bothering Steve
We should thank him
Steve has made a wonderful place where we can all go to when we need someone to talk to when everyone has turned on us.
Stop complaining and start being greatful.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 9:25pm UTC

P l e a s e,
m y f r e e z e r i s h o t t e r t h a n y o u

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