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Sportsgirl9
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December 2, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Who else has a group of friends they only talk to via text, the friends they only talk to at school, then your close friends who you talk to all the time??

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poeticboy1220
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December 2, 2013 9:48pm UTC

A True Love Story:
The two of us together,
A wonderful pair,
I smile from eye to eye,
As you run your fingers through my hair,
Our souls fuse together,
And out hands interlock,
Time itself pauses,
The hands on the clock,
Our hearts collide completely,
And you press your lips to mine,
I hold you tighter than ever,
As our bodies intertwine,
I pull you closer than before,
In my loving embrace,
I look into your eyes,
And brush the hair from your face,
You look lovingly back to me,
With the slightest little grin,
It doesnt take me long,
To see the beauty within,
I stare into your gaze,
And see our love is true,
I have all I have ever wanted
And all I want is you.

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Lex*
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December 4, 2013 4:33pm UTC

She sits at home with the lights out, seeing life in different colors

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I'm sorry if I say "I need you"
but I don't care, I'm not scared of
LOVE.
'Cause when I'm not with you I'm weaker, is that so wrong?
Is is so wrong that you make me strong?
Please don't remove this!

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Friend: Do animals know when they're
going to hibernate?
Friend: or are they just roaming around
in the woods collecting berries and s.hit,
and then they're just like "woop, there it is"
and pass the f.uck out?

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC

"I never said she stole my money"
This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the emphasised word.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 4:25pm UTC

That one kid that you know and think to yourself:
Yep... you're going to be a pedophile when you grow up

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

So, you mean to tell me that guys can get tons of condoms for free,
but I'm still paying, like, $10 for tampons and pads every month, even though I did not sign the terms and conditions for this "menstruation" crap for the next 30 or 40 years? Guys don't have to have s.ex, you know, but lets make sure that they have everything they need because I definitely love using the last of my money on stuff that makes sure that I don't bleed rivers all over the place and ruin all my clothes.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 11:10am UTC

*When God Made Me*
God: better add 3 tablespoons of socially awkard
God: and 5 teaspoons of computer addict for good measure
God: and a pinch of sexy
God: darn, we are all out of sexy
God: .....
God: more socially akward and computer addict it is!

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hallo1234
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 11:22am UTC

Don't get this wrong but...
I hope Witty never becomes a famous website
I'd rather have it to stay as unknown as possible

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:53pm UTC

you know when we're good friends when
i no longer feel the need to clean up before you come over.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Me: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!
*Me on break*
Me:
Me:
Me: What do I do now???
Me:
Me:*Goes to fridge*

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
Me: NO!
Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

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randi*

posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:11pm UTC

600th quote *woop woop*

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 10:22am UTC

\\Sometimes I wish\\
that you were the 'i' in pixar
and I was the lamp

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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$*
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Here's to everyone who lost a loved one on 9/11.
My blessing are with you.
To all the families that lost someone, I admire you for your courage and staying strong all throught these 11 years.
To all the children, that maybe never got to meet there father or mother. Or all the children who just went to school one day and not except their parents not to come home.
All, the people, that just wanted to go to work, not knowing that this will happen.
For all the exprecting wives that stopped and staring at the televeision screen praying that their husband would be safe.
And, to all the fire fighters, police, etc. that helped saved a life or risked their life for someone else. Your help will always be remembered.
Just be thankful that are alive today and nothing happened to us.
Son,daughter, father, mother,grandfather, grandmother, or friend, these people will always be remembered in our hearts. We will never forget you, the way that you cared about us each day and hoped the best for us. You will always be in our hearts.
9/11 in our hearts forever

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$*
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:47pm UTC

You say you love the rain, ☂
but you open your umbrella.
You say you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot. ☂
You say you love the wind, ☂
but close your windows.
This is why I am afraid, ☂
you say that you love me too.
- anonymous
format jimmy365

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$*
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 5:00pm UTC

How do you expect me to be so
Perfect?

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$*
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Because being perfect
is just being you.

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