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JohnnyyM450

  1. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    boy: So i heard you like bad boys...
    girl: Yeah..
    boy: Well i dont mean to brag but, i joined facebook before i was 13 ...

  2. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    Sometimes the most real things in the world, are the things we cant see.
    -The Polar Express

  3. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 10:28am UTC
    & life would be so much easier, if i could just lay here... and die...

  4. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    Keep your head high .
    And your middle finger Higher

  5. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Listening to someones story,
    and thinking "lie lie lie lie lie"

  6. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:55am UTC
    ohk, so as of earlier today, i have been called gorgeous on my comment page, this is the second time that this has happened on this website so far, so incase you can't tell from my username, i'm a guy, thanks everyone :)

  7. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 9:22am UTC
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING !

  8. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
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    November 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC
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    November 23, 2011 5:07pm UTC
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  10. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Winning is just luck........just ask any failure...

  11. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like "wanna trade cards?!" , "Hell yeah, i wanna trade cards, give me pikachu with an electric charge :)

  12. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 10:40am UTC
    I was stopped by a policeman the other day.
    He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    "I was trying to keep up with traffic," I replied.
    He said, "There is not traffic.."
    I answered, "Thats how far behind i am.."
    nmq

  13. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    I've done the research,
    Gone over the data,
    Did the lab,
    Gone over the data some more,
    Redid the lab,
    ..And i have come up with the conclusion....
    that everyone sucks (:

  14. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    I keep seeing his name on here so i might aswell ask
    Who is Brandon Cyrus?

  15. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Don't hate me , 'cause you ain't me

  16. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    That Awkward
    moment when your talking to your friend, and someone randomly walks up and starts talking to them and your just standing there, like a socially awkward penguin.....

  17. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Love Hurts....

  18. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN WITTY! :D

  19. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Now, your gunna
    Squat
    Pray
    Leap
    Ahhh!
    Touch down,
    Yes sir thats S-P-L-A-T
    "that spells splat.."
    "o man. well im gunna go get you a flight suit"
    Any one remember what this is from? :D

  20. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    Forever Alone </3

:)

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