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  1. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    i was PLAYING SLENDER RISING earlier today on my ipod.
    found slender.
    dropped my ipod.
    ME: i hate this game but it is so FUN. ill just play one more time.
    cycle repeates

  2. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    SCREW YOLO I WILL NEVER DIE

  3. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I AM A SIMPLE MAN.
    yet i have a complicated mind.
    LIFE is WEIRD
    (BTW thx to youthinretrospect for answering and getting correct on the first try to my question. YOU DESERVE a cookie. XD)

  4. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    I HAVE A QUESTION:
    what is the answer to life the universe and eveything?
    WHO EVER GETS IT RIGHT FIRST WILL RECEIVE A FAV A COMMENT AND A SHOUT OUT

  5. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    To The Victor Belongs The Spoils.
    -Andrew Jackson

  6. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    EVERY BODY JUST CALM DOWN.
    im here.

  7. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Those about to rock: we solute you.

  8. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:42am UTC
    those ready to die:
    have you ever considered a hug?

  9. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:40am UTC
    come on one more notification...

  10. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:25am UTC
    MY FACE IS TIRED
    I AM NOT

  11. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:10am UTC
    in the end
    one shall stand supreme.
    in the end
    one shall rule them all.
    in the end
    the tall will fall.
    into the abyys of were the things crawl
    and the monsters brawl.
    but those who are small
    shall watch the fall
    and laugh when they cry for help.
    your choice.
    be tall and rule
    them all, be cruel.
    or be small and laugh
    at the helpless fall.

  12. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:02am UTC
    i dont hate you.
    i just realy realy dislike you.

  13. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:54am UTC
    THIS VOICE?
    in my head?
    have i finnaly gone mad?
    no.
    just my mother nagging me to
    get out of bed.

  14. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:28am UTC
    and then i did an epic face palm

  15. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Try or try not, there is only do.
    - Master Yoda

  16. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:22am UTC
    write shorter.
    simplest things in life can be the most meaningful.
    write longer.
    unlock your creative potential.
    there is no answer.
    there is only the question.

  17. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:16am UTC
    what have we done?
    this monster weve become.
    we cannot hide.
    we cannot run.
    war and revenge
    took over this place.
    we cannot destroy
    our misguided race.
    yet still befor we die
    we open our eyes
    to try and find
    the solution in our minds.

  18. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:07am UTC
    GIVE ME YOUR WAFFLE

  19. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    EVERY body now adays is just to depressed.
    give yourself a hug
    a pat on the back
    and DREAM
    because every one COUNTS
    even if you dont think you do
    you do
    even you dreams

  20. Jman056 Jman056
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    Chasing people in the woods again?
    youve been diagnosed with slenderitis.
    get a life.

:)

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