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Jillianxxx
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February 21, 2013 4:53pm UTC

Teenager Post #8764
Going to the bathroom in the middle of class just to waste time..

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Jillianxxx
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February 21, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Teenager Post #8724
I don't just sing in the shower.. I preform.

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Jillianxxx
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February 21, 2013 4:07pm UTC

It sucks doesn't it?
What?
Feeling like you're a second choice.

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Jillianxxx
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February 21, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I entered the word b/tch in my GPS and guess what, i'm in your driveway.

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Jillianxxx
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February 20, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Seriously?
Me: To get to the ugly witches house
Person: ..I don't get it?
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: The chicken..

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Jillianxxx
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February 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Imagine if Taylor was about
to sit down and then Harry
pulled her chair so she fell
and he shouts "now you're
lying on the cold hard ground!"

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Jillianxxx
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February 20, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch!
Our sizes are Small, X-small & anorexic. Our prices are large, extra large & holy sh/t you're in dept.

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Jillianxxx
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February 20, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Blonde Moment #1
when you push a door that says pull...

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Jillianxxx
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February 20, 2013 4:09pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

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Jillianxxx
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February 19, 2013 11:13pm UTC

do you ever use a pen and you're
just blown away by how smoothly it
glides acrossed the page and how the
ink flows out so beautifuly like tears
of jesus or something.

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:53pm UTC

plot twist: You kill yourself and then
you wake up and your whole life has
been a nightmare and the real you is
everything you ever wanted to be

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Jillianxxx
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February 16, 2013 11:45pm UTC

Hey you.
Yes you reading this. You're beautiful, you have every reason to live. I love you.

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 11:42pm UTC

I wonder
what it's like to feel beautiful.

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Jillianxxx
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February 12, 2013 9:02am UTC

I'm on witty at school. Shhhh (;

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Jillianxxx
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February 9, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Oh.
another word for i'm hurt

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Jillianxxx
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February 8, 2013 12:16am UTC

I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
I'm hurt, and i'm dying inside.

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.

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Jillianxxx
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February 7, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Things I want:
-long hair.
-perfect teeth.
-skinny legs.
-tan legs.
-be skinny
-eat without getting fat.
-someone who will call me beautiful.
-a unicorn
-you.

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I want a boyfriend who will:
-will text me goodnight and goodmornings
-will apologize after a fight, even though i'm wrong.
-will kiss me not makeout.
-will make me laugh.
-will take silly/funny pictures with me.
-will start the conversation.
-will notice when i'm upset.
-likes long hugs.
-likes cuddling.
-hugs me from behind.
-every so often compliment me.
-respects me.
-won't flirt with other girls.
-doesn't rush everything.
-who doesn't get to clingy.
-won't lie to me.
Anyone else?

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:36pm UTC

‎*picking up my kid from school in 25 years*
me: yo shawty, leggo
kid: please not again
me: stop hating. YOLO
kid: you're embarrassing
me: swag

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