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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
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July 8, 2012 6:31am UTC

I'm not deaf,
I'm ignoring you!

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
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July 8, 2012 6:34am UTC

You had me at hello...
♥
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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:37am UTC

I'm the type of person that
Can watch loads of horror movies, and not get scared...
But when the toaster pops-up,
I scream at the top of my lungs
♥
nmf
nm

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
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July 14, 2012 6:08am UTC

Dear Parents
All I ask for is some freedom & privacy
Sincerely,
Your Teenager

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
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July 15, 2012 6:19am UTC

Life is a b*tch,
Oh wait..
It''s just you...

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:56pm UTC

When I'm old enough to have kids...
I want a boy first so I can
a) Teach him to respect girls
b) How to treat girls
And I want a girl second,
So my boy can beat up any boy tthat makes her cry :)
Format by twilightgirl995

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Always remember
you are BRAVER
than you BELIEVE
STRONGER
than you seem
SMARTER
than you think
& twice as
BEAUTIFUL
as you'de EVER
IMAGINED

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Taigan_Ann
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:53pm UTC

You change for two reasons
either you learn enough that you want to
or you have been hurt enough that
you have to
<3

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give_me_h0pe
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July 19, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Computer: Wanna update this
Me: Sure
Computer: You have to restart your com-
Me: Nevermind

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Sammy*
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July 19, 2012 10:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when your pretending to be a ninja and an old lady calls the cops.... good times guys lmao
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Tryingtofigureitout
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July 19, 2012 12:26pm UTC

It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.
~Steve

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ladybug15
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July 19, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Me: Hey mom who painted the Mona Lisa?
Mom: Leonardo DaVinci.
Me: Was that before or after he was in the Titanic?
Mom: Honey, I think that's Leonardo DiCaprio.
Me: Oh. Honest mistake

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aleighyarashaun
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:09pm UTC

why mention it, if you can't tell me?

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babesforever
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:28am UTC

If only he knew the way I feel about him...

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xxLife_In_Colors
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:49pm UTC

You appear just like
a dream to me

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mightaswellsmile
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July 19, 2012 1:53pm UTC

"you tellin me that the fact that I dont know I'm beautiful makes me beautiful and you want me to see what you see, you want me to see I'm beautiful but you just told me the fact that I don't see I'm beautiful makes me beautiful so once I see I'm beautiful you aint gonna think I'm beautiful no more? the f//ck? really b//tch, you are settin me up for failure"
this is about What Makes You Beautiful
I love 1D so don't b//tch, k. this was just funny

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conversel0ver
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July 20, 2012 3:05am UTC

You'll never find your happy ending unless you look for it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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