JessBaby01

JessBaby01
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August 6, 2010 1:17am UTC

You're The Best Thing Thats Ever Been Mine <3
~Taylor Swift- Mine~

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JessBaby01
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August 6, 2010 1:11am UTC

Fav This If You Either Love True Blood Or Jersey Shore =) =)

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JessBaby01
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August 4, 2010 11:17am UTC

I've Always Wanted To Jump Into A Cab And Yell To The Driver
"Follow That Car" =p

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JessBaby01
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August 4, 2010 11:14am UTC

And They Laughed When I Said Sharkboy Was Hot!!!

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JessBaby01
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August 3, 2010 6:15pm UTC

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight

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JessBaby01
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August 3, 2010 6:08pm UTC

I ran in to my ex the other day I put it in reverse, and hit him again
=)

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JessBaby01
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August 3, 2010 5:53pm UTC

You wrapped your arms around me, pressing your body against mine and in that moment of perfection I knew we were meant to be. And I never wanted you to let me go.

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JessBaby01
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August 3, 2010 5:37pm UTC

13 WEIRD QUESTIONS
1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
5)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
6)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
7)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
8)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
9)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
10) Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
11) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
13) If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 11:54pm UTC

Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men?
MENtal illness....MENstrual cramps... MENtal breakdown... MENopause... GUYnocologist
~Haha Love It =)~

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 11:48pm UTC

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 11:37pm UTC

The best love is the kind that weakens the soul, that makes us reach for more, that plants fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever
The Notebook= <3 <3

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 11:30pm UTC

u wrote me a note and it said "n ss!w !" ...it didnt make sense till i turned it upside down!! <3

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 1:40pm UTC

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it. =)

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 1:37pm UTC

|C|I|N|D|E|R|E|L|L|A| walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole 'lifetime' pass
Belle fell in .l.o.v.e. with a
:hideous beast:
(Pocahontas) risked her life for a feast
Jasmine could have had *anyone*, but instead chose a
{p o o r m a n}
And Ariel [walked.on.land]
All for love and all for life
.B.l.o.o.d. .S.w.e.a.t. .n. .T.e.a.r.s.
*L*o*v*e* is about facing your |Biggest Fears|

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JessBaby01
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July 31, 2010 1:32pm UTC

Heaven Won't Take Me, And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over ;)

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JessBaby01
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June 19, 2010 11:31am UTC

ELL-O-VEE-E <3

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JessBaby01
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June 19, 2010 11:23am UTC

Bad Romance For Nerds:
Rah² x Ah³ x Roma³ x Ma x Gaga x Ooh x La²
Haha =)

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JessBaby01
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June 19, 2010 11:18am UTC

You Make Me Happier Than A Bird With A French Fry =)