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JerseyGurrl

  1. OverDoseSkinny OverDoseSkinny
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    "Show me your scars, "he siad.
    "But.. Why?" she asked confused
    "I want to see how many times you needed me and i wasnt there," he whispered, a tear rolling down his cheek.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:44am UTC

    Why is
    it so
    easy to
    love a
    stranger,
    but so
    unbearbly
    hard to
    love
    yourself?

  3. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 10:05pm UTC
    from a tiny spark may burst a mighty flame

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    xxxxxxxxx
    "let me guess, he's one of
    'those guys'. you know the kind i'm talking about. the outgoing, attractive ones with the nice clothes, the ones who always seem to know the right thing to say and somehow manage to charm everyone of all ages, especially girls like you. he flirts with them like crazy, sometimes without even realizing, and every girl begins to think she's special to him--except when they find out that he treats every girl like that. and you, girl, you were smart. you knew you had to steer clear from him, because you weren't going to be his next victim. but eventually he came around to you; and even though you said you weren't going to, you fell for him. hard. and you still stayed, even though you knew you were going to get hurt in the end. and the end is now; because he's already moved onto the next girl, and you're a wreck."

  5. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    Hazel called herself a grenade.
    In Issac's video game, Gus jumps on a grenade to save the children.
    It's a metaphor.
    Gus saved the children by becoming the grenade.
    Hazel is the children.
    Gus saved Hazel by becoming the grenade she was going to be.

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 6:31am UTC
    Me: *walks out of my room after a few hours*
    My dad: Oh, look who decided to show up
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

  7. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    why do guys always have perfect eyelashes they don't even use them

  8. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    You promised.
    You lied.

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 2:35am UTC
    girls who can run in heels should be feared


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

  12. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    I PREFER RAINFALL OVER SUNSHINE AND MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'D CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE ELSE

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    The daker the skies,
    the brighter the stars.
    —(DS)

  14. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

  15. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    "i don't care about looks"
    LIAR
    YOU'RE LYING
    YOU ARE A LIAR


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 12:27am UTC
    My mother warned me aboutcigarettes that could cause lung cancerBut she never told me that selfhatred could grow faster than anytumor ever couldMy father warned me that ishould never stop thinkingBut he never told me thatover thinking would kill myhappinessMy sister warned me about otherpeople who might make hurtfulcomments about meBut she never told me thatinstead of hearing someone else'svoice, i'd hear my ownMy brother warned me aboutthe drugs sold in baggies on the streetBut he never told me about theones that people put in your glasswhen you're not lookingMy grandmother warned meabout the devil with his tail andred hornsBut she never told me about hisangelic smile and his dark brown eyesMy grandfather warned meabout booze that could killBut he never told me that if youdrink enough alcohol, it tasteslike loveMy cousin warned me that i should lose my virginity to a guy iloveBut she never told me he shouldlove me, tooMy aunt warned me that if i kepteating that much, i might vomitBut she never told me that evenwithout eating anything, you canhang over the toilet and pukeMy baby sitter warned me that aboy would break my heartBut she never told me that if imade him mad, he'd also breakmy arm and noseMy teacher warned me aboutdangerous men with knives thatcould easily cut my throatBut she never told me that i didn'tneed these men to cut my skinThey all warned me that ishouldn't do dangerous thingsthat could kill meBut i never had the chance to askthem if slitting both my wristsverticallyAnd taking thirty eight asprinswas one of these dangerousthings -d.a.n.

  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2435
    Saying "you're welcome"
    like the chick from awkward
    to be a b--tch.
    tumblr

  20. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2436
    When you go to the
    bathroom so won't have to
    talk to some girl, but she follows
    you and you don't actually have
    to use the bathroom.
    tumblr

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