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Jenna17

1. MissAnna
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 7:32pm UTC
   BEAUTY WITHOUT
   INTELLIGENCE IS A
   MASTERPIECE PAINTED
   ON A NAPKIN.
   
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2. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 4:56pm UTC
   Why do I bother trying?
   You don't look at me anyway.
   You don't notice me at all?
   i'm just another girl you see in the halls.
   you mean everything to me.
   but you barely even know my name.
   
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3. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 4:13pm UTC
   Alarm clocks:
   because everyday should start with a heartattack.
   
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4. irocksocks123
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 8:01pm UTC
   Dear art teacher,
   i did draw a picture....of a cow eating grass. What there's no grass? Of course, the cow ate all the grass. Oh, your wondering where the cow is? The cow left because there's no more grass.
   Sincerely, handing in a blank sheet of paper.
   
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5. sparkly_rain_bows321
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   "youre ugly"
   Pffft. Sure buddy. But thats not what my mom said.
   
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6. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   "I'm sexy and I know it!!"
   No, you're slutty and you blow it.
   NFM/FMQ
   
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7. ilovemycraziess
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   hey, you free this weekend?(:
   damn right i'm free.
   this is america.
   
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8. xomiissyyxo
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
   " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
   i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
   notmine
   
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9. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 8:18am UTC
   The awkward moment when
   you don't know whether
   a car is going to let
   you pass or not..
   format by: h0peful
   DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT.
   
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10. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    Last year I asked Santa for
    the sexiest person alive...
    I woke up in a box
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    nmf
    
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11. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    "What time is it?"
    "There's a clock right there."
    "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?"
    jimmy365
    format by: ThatsSoMeee
    
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12. seriouslystupendous
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Teacher- Why do I hear talking?
    Student- Because you have ears?
    
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13. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Where did you go over winter break?"
    Me: The internet world
    
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14. LimitedEditionBarbie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    trust is like an eraser
    it gets smaller & smaller
    [after everymistake.. ] ♥
    
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15. Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Teacher: Where's your book?
    Student: at home.
    Teacher: And what's it doing there?
    Student: having more fun than me
    jimmy365
    nmq
    
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17. alana913
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    Disney should definitely make a bald princess. That way little girls with cancer can
    feel beautiful too. ♥
    
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18. alana913
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you're playing with your pen in class,
    & suddenly it flies half way across the room,
    & everyone stares at you.
    
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19. alana913
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    If H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K is work
    then why am I not getting paid?
    
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20. HeyyItssKristinaa99
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    I'm not shy, i just don't like you.
    
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