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kayleebaby1210
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August 3, 2012 2:25pm UTC

The worst feeing about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

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taytaylor333
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

when you still want to cry
but there are no tears left
♡

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 8:48pm UTC

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can you blow my whistle baby?

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wittygirl1
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:04am UTC

What the heck
Did I just do?

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maddysoccerlvr
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Lol, so true;; #27
Facebook:What's on your mind?
Twitter: What's happening?
Myspace: Where did everyone go?!
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 6:26pm UTC

do you ever randomly type
like: lkfjaskljf
and think
no that doesn't look right
and so you erase it and try again
oigefhskjak
ah yes, that's how i'm feeling now

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BRIANACOLLIN
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:06pm UTC

A 5 year old girl asked her big
brother "what is love" one day.
He replied: "Love is when you steal
my chocolate from my school bag
every day.....
and I still keep it in the same place."

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runningislife*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:36pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Imagine your teacher as
Ghetto people are always naming their
kids after things they can't afford:
Bently, Mercedes, Pearl, Child
support...
nmp, not to be offensive

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Shout out to UsMArineCorps2013
The BEST witty guy on here.
He doesn't use the fact that hes a guy to get followers.
& He's a kick a/s guy!
So, let's not judge ALL witty guys.
Just the ones using being a guy for fame.

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your_perfect
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Dear Mom and Dad,
Snow white lived alone with 7 men.
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy
Robin Hood was a theif
Pinnochio was a liar
A complete stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him
Cinderella lied and snuck out to go to a party
Tarzan walked around with no clothes on
We were trained to be rebels! You can't blame us!!!;)

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC

anyone else wanna see
MAGIC MIKE?
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Candy69
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:21am UTC

could you pick up some tampons, my period hit today.
oh sorry that was for my mom
im on my way over with tampons chocolate & a movie
you're the best boyfriend ever :)

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Danceee4lifeex3
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:07pm UTC

That Awkward
Moment
When you find a picture of you and your ex.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:32pm UTC

that moment when you
find a really cute shirt
that you want,
and they don't
have it in your size.

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Browneyesgirl
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 7:57pm UTC

That warm fuzzy feeling when people favourite my quote. <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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vinnymikeyjustin
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:18am UTC

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love

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jkgirly102
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:18am UTC

The Fourth of July:
Probably the only day in the year when you can shoot someone and nobody will call the cops over the noise.

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:09am UTC

At my funeral, when they're lowering
me in the the ground, i demand them to play "drop it like it's hot"

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